winkelman

Absurdly large thighs. So big that one has to constantly apply and reapply baby powder before, during, and after any physical activity.

That guy has some winkelmans on him.

Friend: Oh shoot I forgot my ligher!

You: It's all good i'll just take a couple laps around the campsite and get a nice fire going between my winkelmans.

by Charles C. Bass February 3, 2014

winterman

Winterman, Andrew: Man who has the largest nipples known to man. They are bigger than Kevin's, steamier than Pratt's during a snow storm, and hairier than Julian's.

Barry White's voice is as deep as Winterman's nipples are ginormous.

by Anal March 4, 2004

ghetto winter park

the north side of winter park that is over run with cats and crack heads

i hope that crack head didn't masturbate on that cat in ghetto winter park O.O

by hitler resurected February 5, 2009

Winter Park

The compton of the east coast.

I got some ghetto booty in Winter Park.

by ac333334 December 9, 2008

winterguard

It seems to me... a bunch of crazies who couldn't decide between joining the cheerleading squad and the drama club, so they got together and started this costumed form of cheerleading... People this crazy should be questioned... heavily, though, to give them due credit, they do seem to put forth a great deal more effort than any cheerleaders, or even most drama kids.

Absolutely nothing makes sense about this supposed winterguard.

by D351 January 31, 2007

nuclear winter

That which cancelled out global warming.

Fry: This snow is beautiful. I'm glad global warming never happened.
Leela: Actually, it did. But thank God nuclear winter cancelled it out.

by kosherpickle December 9, 2008

winters

Named after a man named David Winters from a quaint seaport village in Maryland, the expression "winters" or "pulling a winters" refers to those situations where an individual makes a blatantly homosexual comment and immediately back peddles or tries to play it off as a joke.

"Hey did you hear that blatantly homosexual comment David made and tried to play off as a joke?" "Yea, David certainly pulled a winters on us."

by some one from somewhere January 2, 2009