(1) the perfect woman, possibly your true soul mate in life, the woman you've dreamed about and even one that you may have had a temporary relationship with but unfortunately you know you'll "never" marry. (2) A woman that fits (1) that you still have contact with , verbally , emotionally electronically, and that will be at your side and supportive but you still "never" marry. (3) A woman that knows how to support your "manhood" without physical contact, and still being the best friend possible.
Susanne, is the best woman that understands me and "gets me" , to bad well never marry, she's my "Never Wife"
by chattkevrec November 20, 2016
Get the Never Wifemug. She is a very nice person✨ And she ate her dad ashes🥶👹 and lit her cousin on fire 🥶✨ as she told me but I guess she likes anime and kpop. She is a good Bestay😰🥳🙄
by htpps...yoongi December 27, 2020
Get the hanako_kuns...wifemug. Are you somewhere close to me
Are you somewhere I can't see
Every sound I look to see
Hope today is maybe
Can you see how this hurts me
How I long for your arms around me
How I wish for you and me
I miss you terribly
Can I join you on your journey
Will you treat me better than Judy
You made me happy
I look for clues you may leave
Will you fight for me
Or did I finally set you free
Please just say sorry
Forever yours, faithfully
Are you somewhere I can't see
Every sound I look to see
Hope today is maybe
Can you see how this hurts me
How I long for your arms around me
How I wish for you and me
I miss you terribly
Can I join you on your journey
Will you treat me better than Judy
You made me happy
I look for clues you may leave
Will you fight for me
Or did I finally set you free
Please just say sorry
Forever yours, faithfully
by S.W.A.L.K.J.F.P.J.P. October 3, 2023
Get the Journeyman's Wifemug. A girl that you wife up only when you are high, normally a girl who is ugly or you wouldnt go out with unless ur high.
by J.L.R.III November 21, 2010
Get the High Wifemug. by Questionable decision maker March 29, 2017
Get the cancer wifemug. John, you still good for the stag do? Er, not sure I can.
But you’re the best man?
Yeah I think it’s on my wife’s yoga class and I’m meant to be washing sand out my vagina.
Have a word with your wife boss and see if she’ll let you out.
Yeah, safe
But you’re the best man?
Yeah I think it’s on my wife’s yoga class and I’m meant to be washing sand out my vagina.
Have a word with your wife boss and see if she’ll let you out.
Yeah, safe
by Ninasimone March 3, 2018
Get the wife bossmug. Used to describe a female significant other of an individual who they are not married to, although their relationship is extremely similar to that of a marriage.
A cold marriage is used to describe the couple itself; cold marriages are often between two people who are living together, may have children, and entirely joint expenses and lifestyles without any legal marriage ever taking place. This may be legally and formally be referred to as "common law marriage".
A cold marriage is used to describe the couple itself; cold marriages are often between two people who are living together, may have children, and entirely joint expenses and lifestyles without any legal marriage ever taking place. This may be legally and formally be referred to as "common law marriage".
"Chelsea had her health coverage from her job change from Blue Cross to Aetna."
"She doesn't get your coverage?"
"Nah man, that's my cold wife."
"She doesn't get your coverage?"
"Nah man, that's my cold wife."
by Ciggy5 October 4, 2019
Get the cold wifemug.