retard wrednesday

Worse than the usual Wednesday "hump day", worse than a write-off day, a retard wrednesday is when you can't articulate words correctly (written and/or verbal), your brain feels like it took a vacation without you, and it's really, really hard to focus.

June 2, 2010 was such a retard wrednesday because it took me an hour and a half to muster enough focus to execute the simplest tasks at work.

by rosemarylong June 2, 2010

Twednesday

The way someone says Wednesday if they have a speech problem or stuttering problem.

"I think it's on Twednesday."
"Did she just say Twednesday?"
"Yeah, she talks funny. You know that."

by camille greene January 5, 2010

Wedsday

Abbreviation for Wednesday, which has too many damn letters!
Other abbreviations are Wed. Weds. but they look like Wed as in wedding, or Weds as in he got married.

Also Wensday.

I like to go out on Wedsday nights also known as hump day.

by Dr. Fudgie June 14, 2018

Twednesday

A day that exists as the cross between Tuesday and Wednesday. Usually feeling like a Monday exaustionwise, a Wednesday placement wise, and a Tuesday emotionally.

"Holy crud, it feels like a Twednesday"
"but it's Thursday"
"but it feels like a Twednesday..."

by Songbirb April 22, 2021

Brown Wensday

Is usually performed on Ash Wensday but can be done on any Wensday, a girl kneels and one guy poops in a straight vertical line and another poops in a straight horitizonal line, creating a cross like symbol.

"Yo me nd b-ry just Brown Wensdayed this trick."

by dough boy fresh December 14, 2008