Wreck ASS Abandonment

What Moves You After A Big Fish Dinner

He had a huge piece of salmon for dinner.
Twenty minutes later it was "Wreck ASS Abandonment"

by mickey delphino January 2, 2008

wreckers

Balls so large that they could knock down a building like a wrecking ball.

cookie monster has wreckers

by pinched grundle May 18, 2003

Wrecktalized

1.The Act of making one's anus bleed from anal sex 2. The act of pitching a loaf in your hand and placing it in your partner's anus

Oh man bro., Patrick just wrecktalized Milena, isn't that hot?

by Ranzua June 16, 2010

wrecked my balls

while on cowgirl position, literally wrecking or smashing the balls of the guy below with your butt.

"Dude the girl from last night wrecked my balls"

"Lucky you"

by itsnotmyrealname October 4, 2013

wrestling the alligator

When going down on a woman... when she cums, her thighs constrict around one's head, and she starts bucking wildly. You have to hang on for dear life lest your neck be snapped by the her powerful "jaws"

"Man, I was wrestling the alligator last night and now I have this crick in my neck that is killing me!"

by nitefall February 22, 2014

wrecking ball pizza

that moment when you find yourself masturbating to Miley Cyrus on a wrecking ball and you wrap a pizza around your dick

when paul walked in daves house he cought dave doing the wrecking ball pizza

by a crazy guy December 29, 2015

Wrestling

A martial art performed by those mostly in high school. Wrestling is an aggressive sport which requires strength, balance, agility, great shape, speed and a heart. Wrestling consists of two opponents from 2 different schools/facilities to go at on the mat. That’s it, 2 wrestlers kicking ass on the mat and wrestling to that Pin. The spotlight is on those 2 athletes, that’s it. Wrestling is an individual sport, so it is a lot harder that most sports performed in high school because it’s all on you, and what you got. Wrestling is often looked at as a turn-off sport because it consists of groping others your same gender on the mat, and wearing spandex-like suits called singlets at duel meets, and it’s long been called “gay”. Those jocks on the football team, those that look down on it and call wrestling gay will get their asses wrangled and pinned by any wrestler who challenges them to a match. They will step onto the mat and realize wrestling ain’t a game.

Logan:
“Wrestling is gay”

- - - Killed by a wrestler - - -

Imprinted on Logan’s grave:
‘Wrestling is gay’

by exploding air plane 6969 November 17, 2017