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Worthington

An extremely small town, also referred to as east bum fuck. Located in western MA, surrounded by all the other "hick" towns like Chester, Huntington, Chesterfield, etc. Only two kinds of people live in the town of Worthington: rednecks and tree-huggers. The rednecks live there because all their inbred family members live there. And the tree-hugger freaks live there because they want to be one with nature. Needless to say, they don't associate with each other.
dude, do you wanna go to Worthington tonight?" "what the hell is there to do in Worthington?" " oh ya... screw Worthington!
by lovahh916 October 30, 2011
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worthday

An alternative to the traditionally celebrated birthday where the basis of celebration is instead derived from the anniversary of one's greatest lifetime achievement. An individual usually begins to celebrate the event after the age of eighteen since that's generally when they start "making their bones." Naturally, the date of celebration can vary, owing to the fact that new achievements can supersede past ones. For this reason, worthdays later in life pay tribute to very impressive achievements and are therefore more meaningful than their birthday counterpart. The term was coined by Adam Carolla on "The Adam and Dr. Drew Show" on June 8, 2013 with inspiration from Matt "The Porcelain Punisher" Fondiler.
Matt: Happy Birthday Aceman! What are you, 50?

Adam: Nope, 49.

Matt: What an achievement.

Adam: Achievement?!! Winning the 2012 Celebrity Toyota Grand Prix and then coming back the following year and winning it in the Pro Category. That's an achievement. Creating a Podcasting Empire. That's an achievement. Inventing my own signature wine cocktail, Mangria, which did over 2 million in sales last year.

Matt: Achie-(interrupted)

Adam: Achievement! You're goddamn right. But nobody celebrates that.

Matt: Well for what's it worth-(interrupted)

Adam: Worth? Eureka, P.P. You clodhopping commode crusher. You've just given me an idea. Let's celebrate days worthy of celebration. We'll call them worthdays.

Matt: I shall go chisel it into the tablets immediately.

Adam: Oh, Matt, one more thing. I approved your raise. Happy... worthday!
by griffin_t_a May 21, 2014
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buffet-worthy

someone who can feast off the all-you-can-eat buffet bar. A person that will eat enough at an all-you-can-eat establishment and get its money worth.
She only has one serving at the all-you-can-eat oyster bar and I paid $30 for it! She is definitely not buffet-worthy.
by Shuman Chan July 21, 2004
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wortle

the wortle is a fairly shy pack animal that can retreat into its shell when it feels threatened or sad. Usually it has a few very close ties and then little other close relations. male or female it relies on its senses to determine its mate.
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by hahahahhahahhahah8 January 18, 2009
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notch worthy

A man or woman hot enough for a one time only screw.
"Damn she's notch worthy. I'd like to tap that ass, and leave the sloppy seconds for the next guy."
by Kris April 23, 2003
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Worthman

Wurth-man
1. To obsess over child-like careers at an inappropriate age. (I.e; cowboy, astronaut, rockstar.)

Werth-man (N.)
1. A boy said to be trapped in an adult body.
2. A jazz guitarist with an unexaplainable appreciation for breakdowns.
A. Ex; "That guy is such a worthman with his head in the clouds."

B. Ex; "You'd think by now he'd quit the video games and butt jokes, what a worthman!
by Kristina Pepperbush September 14, 2006
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worthin

Whoring around with men who are already taken.
That girl is worthin all over my boyfriend, what a slut!
by werestillcool February 24, 2011
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