Twitter

something people are addicted to, because they have no life

Person 1: hey do you use Twitter
Person 2: no, because i got a life bitch

by smertieboi 2.0 February 22, 2019

twitter lesbian

a girl who keeps identifying as a lesbian on social media, posting about wanting to have a girlfriend to get clout and sympathy likes, until she finds a boyfriend and everything is dimissed

person A: wasn't clary a lesbian? why is she tweeting about having a boyfriend now
person B: oh it's cause she's a twitter lesbian, saying she's a lesbian only cause it seemed more cool and oppressed than being bi or straight

by johnny4fears February 2, 2020

Twitter

A social media site well-known for being home to people who attack people for their opinions.
Like Reddit, but much worse.

Eren: "I'm gonna post why homophobia is an opinion, and why you shouldn't be attacked for it, on Twitter."
Daniel: "WAIT NO YOU'LL GET CANCELLED!"

>2 Days later...
Eren: "My Twitter account just got suspended..."
Daniel: "Ah well, Twitter is Twitter."

by leuma1610 June 5, 2020

Twitter-Shitter

Referring to someone who daily goes on Twitter and fills it up with nothing but bullshit.

Man, Trump is such a Twitter-Shitter.

by Friendly Bryan August 3, 2020

twitter effect

Robbie: "u should add 'the twitter effect' to urban dictionary w/ this explanation"

it's like the twitter effect, a GIF of a hipster game gets a million retweets in indie circles and when it releases it get zero sales

by anonymous December 3, 2020

Twitter

The cave Donald Trump likes to hide in and growl at outsiders.

Donald Trump: “GRRRRRR”
Chad: “Woah is that Donald Trump on twitter?”

by apple earphones January 7, 2021

Twitter

A place that people don't take fucking jokes

A Retard: i'm gonna cancel someone for an edgy joke on Twitter

by Joe the 2nd 3rd and the 4th January 10, 2021