turn my bluelights on

Having to press CTRL + A to be able to read text , or to hide a ugly pic .

The word comes from the fact that when you select text on windows , the text gets a blue background that makes it easier to read .

user a : Nice site layout but you'd change text color , i have to turn my bluelights on to read .
user b : Why ?

user a : The background color is too close to font color .
user b : i'd fix it .

by somεoηε August 26, 2009

turfucking

The act in which a person inserts a turkey inside of the anal passage for erotic pleasure. This act is similar to turfisting.

We did so much turfucking last night, I'm stuffed!

by Robbie Bobalito November 2, 2011

Turn signal

Something people have in their vehicles but fail to use.

USE YOUR TURN SIGNALS NEXT TIME .

by Factboi December 20, 2019

turnip 2020

Usually used when making fun of people who say “TRUMP 2020”

Oh yes let’s say TURNIP 2020

by Crimsanowl September 28, 2020

dirty turner

where the male grabs his dick and begins slapping his partner in the face with it as if he was ike turner beating tina.

Man, i went to hard on the dirty turner lastnight. She woke up with a black eye.

by Alythia July 13, 2007

round turn

to make a significant, positive change in one's behavior and actions.

I failed the shit out of that test. I really need to make a round turn.

by Kirlinator October 19, 2010

Mexican Turn Table

The act in which a male has two females lay on their backs; He then proceeds to put two fingers on each hand into each women's vagina. He then spins the females in a DJ like rhythm thus resembling a turn table.

Hey Essay, I was over at your mom's place last night & her sister stopped by. They asked me if I wanted to do a Mexican Turn Table, so I flipped them bitches upside down and rubbed those pussies real hard.

by paulypizza November 10, 2012