turdburg

When somebody takes a shit so large that the top of it is higher than the toilet water.

Hey Joe!!! check out this turdburg, No Way a plunger's getting that out!!!
Damn!!! it's been there so long, its been growing moss!!!

by buckeyeoh September 16, 2014

turd squeezer

An alternative way of saying asshole. Typically this term is used to describe an individual who may very well be an asshole, but at the same time they are not worthy of your top shelf profanity.

Brian is just a useless turd squeezer. Not an asshole, because asshole would insinuate that , while having a shitty attitude, he actually tries to be a productive member of society.

by 23rd Chromosome April 6, 2016

turd shark

A sexual act where many men and women, sometimes on special occasions even children take shits in a public pool and someone eats as much defication as they can

Clifford: hey Patricia want to get your family together so we can play turd shark?!

Patricia: yeah sounds like fun!

Clifford mmm this shit sure is tasty

Patricias mom Sandy: hey come over here little turd shark I sharted a little bit i here turd shark can smell a shart from miles away

Clifford: oh don't worry Sandy I'll suck that log right out of your fine milf ass!

by Oscar the plug September 5, 2017

Turd Smoker

A smoker of turds, and such; a person who enjoys the taste of rolled feces.

Man, that JJSINC is a real turd smoker.

by thefunkyfeelone August 22, 2018

turbux

Bogan New Zealand slang for a turbo that is often used by those who have very little to no knowledge of cars.

Yo G that Subie has a fat as turbux!

by oldmateveyon September 4, 2018

Tundup

accomplishing a desired aim or result.
synonyms: victorious, triumphant; More
fortunate, lucky
antonyms: unsuccessful
synonyms: prosperous, affluent, wealthy, rich, well-to-do, doing well, moneyed; More
famous, eminent, at the top, top;
informalon the up and up, well heeled, flush, rolling in it, in the money, made of money,

flourishing, thriving, booming, buoyant, burgeoning, doing well, profitable, profit-making, moneymaking, lucrative, gainful, fruitful, solvent.

'The guy looks like TUNDUP'
'The child one day become TUNDUP'

by Pappu rockz October 22, 2018

Turdapookin'

A shortened version of " Turtlehead pokin' "
** see 'PrairieDoggin' **

Had to cut my date short, because I had a turdapookin'. Phew, I almost shit-maself!!

by ChaossGoddess September 20, 2019