thefunkyfeelone's definitions

Turd Smoker

A smoker of turds, and such; a person who enjoys the taste of rolled feces.

Man, that JJSINC is a real turd smoker.

by thefunkyfeelone August 22, 2018

Shane

A term used to identify someone who hates their birth name. This person typically likes purple SUVs, has 20 children (all girls) and smells decaying rabbit fecal matter.

Come on man... Don't be a freaking Shane, everyone knows your name is Chris.

by thefunkyfeelone August 29, 2019

poop skull

Someone who actively participates in cranial defecation, ultimately wearing another persons feces on their head. - A more polite way to refer to someone as a shit head.

No, Benjamin Philip, these are not kid's shoes. That's rich coming from a poop skull like you, with your size 6 narrow slip ons.

by thefunkyfeelone September 5, 2018

Mugo Boss

A turkish man of distinct tastes; normally found at the local watering hole smelling like fantastic cologne stick.

Bro! I didn't realize you were all Mugo Boss with that button up ready to go for night of partying.

by thefunkyfeelone July 11, 2019