Tootsie Roll

A 70yo man's penis while watching porn trying to jack off ..

Old man Raymond proved that at any age you can still get that tootsie roll to rise up!

by MR Bownes August 12, 2025

Bigg Tooph

Shit, man, fuck you.

"And panties. Lots of panties."

by Bigg Tooph May 1, 2005

fightin' tools

Kitchen utensils: forks, spoons, knives, etc. The things you use to "attack" your food before you eat it.

That stupid waiter didn't put any fightin' tools on our table yet!

by pentozali September 7, 2007

browsing tools

Tools that are handy for purpose of browsing

The browsing tools proved to be extremely helpful.

by Hercolena Oliver January 12, 2009

Douche Tools

A mix of tools and douchebags that think they're fuckin hilarious, when they're just completely retarded and obnoxiously loud 24/7

god damn it, travis, ryan, jeremy and all of them, such douche tools!

by Anonymous66888 November 22, 2010

jamaican tootsie pop

When you take your friends toe and shove it in your ass and then take it back out and cut it off. Then wrap it up in paper and let chill. When you proceed to eat it it will be like a tootsie pop.

Bro I had the best damn Jamaican tootsie pop ever last night with Humey.

by ItsDonnyP July 11, 2016

snoogle toosh

A cute fuzzy animal that likes to snuggle.

Now there is a snoogle toosh that is being very lazy on the bed.

by The drummersam February 5, 2017