Like man-spreading, but worse. A teen lounges across two-to-three seats and takes up more space than an obese, properly sitting adult ever could. Disrespectful and hobknockery behaviour. Bonus annoyance if doing the act while wearing headphones. Can also be applied to the Walmart parking lot. Only time can correct this condition; woe unto the parents.
Father: Hobknocker child of mine: if you don't cease your teen-spreading, i will smack those headphones off your head & drop kick you off this couch!
Child: (Silence....) (Has headphones on ears.)
Father: (yanks head phones off ears, gently shoves child onto floor with foot).
Child: "wtf!!!!???"
Father: "Did ya learn something?"
Child: (Silence....) (Has headphones on ears.)
Father: (yanks head phones off ears, gently shoves child onto floor with foot).
Child: "wtf!!!!???"
Father: "Did ya learn something?"
by LazyRooster September 5, 2023
Get the Teen-spreadingmug. What's was intended as a benign project to provide vulnerable LGBT teens a safe space, the now-defunct online network was tainted by its tendency to attract malicious and racist youth; who championed the all-too-well-known "gay drama" that everyone hates.
Short of anything deemed friendly, the place permitted shit-slinging topics, as "Spill your TRUE guts about members" and its annual "voters' choice awards"; where members vote for categories as "most likely to be lonely", "best idiot" and "best drama queen".
If you A) took a particular joke too seriously, B) condescended on the actions of rude members (who were its 'popular' members), and/or C) were unattractive, non-White and at the older end of the board's age-bracket, you were a "pedo".
Overall, it was something of a bully's playground.
Fortunately, GTF's hostility wouldn't go without catching up to itself. One day, one of its own odiously loudmouth members went too far by having the nerve to out a closeted newcomer to his homophobic family. Having received a ban, he retaliated by falsely reported the network to its host server for 'permitting unlawful images of under18s'. Regretfully, the kind Admin who created this project had no willpower to go through 1.2M+ posts to prove the allegation's non-credibility by its ultimatum.
As of 2018, GTF was no longer. In the end, it became a victim of its own foul play. Let its folly be a lesson to all. Madam Karma has a song quote: "I say what goes around comes around again!"
Short of anything deemed friendly, the place permitted shit-slinging topics, as "Spill your TRUE guts about members" and its annual "voters' choice awards"; where members vote for categories as "most likely to be lonely", "best idiot" and "best drama queen".
If you A) took a particular joke too seriously, B) condescended on the actions of rude members (who were its 'popular' members), and/or C) were unattractive, non-White and at the older end of the board's age-bracket, you were a "pedo".
Overall, it was something of a bully's playground.
Fortunately, GTF's hostility wouldn't go without catching up to itself. One day, one of its own odiously loudmouth members went too far by having the nerve to out a closeted newcomer to his homophobic family. Having received a ban, he retaliated by falsely reported the network to its host server for 'permitting unlawful images of under18s'. Regretfully, the kind Admin who created this project had no willpower to go through 1.2M+ posts to prove the allegation's non-credibility by its ultimatum.
As of 2018, GTF was no longer. In the end, it became a victim of its own foul play. Let its folly be a lesson to all. Madam Karma has a song quote: "I say what goes around comes around again!"
Arj_Jee_to_the_Aytch: Well, hello, Stephen_Cee! Fancy bumping into you here... outside Gay Teen Forum. Small world! What brought you here?
Stephen_Cee: Meh. Same reason as you, likely. Need a new hang out. GTF saw its Ragnarok.
Arj_Jee_to_the_Aytch: Heh. Say Finally? I'm surprised it lasted THIS long.
Stephen_Cee: Yes, well. Something you should know. After the mods banned you for breaking all those rules that either weren't rules or you weren't actually guilty of breaking, (What the hell's "ID misbehavior", anywho?) the kids there loved throwing around "pedo" allegations like it was a sport. Apparently, one's a "pedo" if his hair was "suspiciously ugly"....
Arj_Jee_to_the_Aytch: Why doesn't this surprise me.... And, you know, it's funny you should mention toxic people. Remember Lieutenant_Krazy? For someone who complained so much about the place being this "toxic" playpen, he sure went out of his way to fervently represent the very worst of it. HE was in fact the slyly silent backbone in the loudmouth drama to get me banned. No one could've possibly thought he was involved; making him difficult to confront.
I won't even bother wondering what his role was in the board's demise.
Stephen_Cee: Well, you're in a better place here, babe. People're a whole lot nicer and more mature. Forget toxic people. Welcome to... whatever we might choose to call this hypothetical new LGBT place.=)
Arj_Jee_to_the_Aytch: lol Thanks, Steves! I always knew you had my back!
Stephen_Cee: Meh. Same reason as you, likely. Need a new hang out. GTF saw its Ragnarok.
Arj_Jee_to_the_Aytch: Heh. Say Finally? I'm surprised it lasted THIS long.
Stephen_Cee: Yes, well. Something you should know. After the mods banned you for breaking all those rules that either weren't rules or you weren't actually guilty of breaking, (What the hell's "ID misbehavior", anywho?) the kids there loved throwing around "pedo" allegations like it was a sport. Apparently, one's a "pedo" if his hair was "suspiciously ugly"....
Arj_Jee_to_the_Aytch: Why doesn't this surprise me.... And, you know, it's funny you should mention toxic people. Remember Lieutenant_Krazy? For someone who complained so much about the place being this "toxic" playpen, he sure went out of his way to fervently represent the very worst of it. HE was in fact the slyly silent backbone in the loudmouth drama to get me banned. No one could've possibly thought he was involved; making him difficult to confront.
I won't even bother wondering what his role was in the board's demise.
Stephen_Cee: Well, you're in a better place here, babe. People're a whole lot nicer and more mature. Forget toxic people. Welcome to... whatever we might choose to call this hypothetical new LGBT place.=)
Arj_Jee_to_the_Aytch: lol Thanks, Steves! I always knew you had my back!
by Ace_Chen December 15, 2024
Get the Gay Teen Forummug. by AceLeRoux September 11, 2021
Get the teenmug. Teen brains are the kind of brain that you once had during the onset of puberty until as late as your 20th birthday. This kind of brain makes the newly sexually active teen seek emotionally charged activities, thus increasing risk-taking behavior. Furthermore, MRI devices has also revealed that while the adults were using their prefrontal cortex to understand the expressions, teens were using their amygdala. The amygdala is responsible for inducing emotions and impulses, not logic and rational reasoning. In conclusion, while it is true that the size of our brains doesn’t change much beyond our 6th birthday, its under-the-hood workings are not done developing until the age of 25.
During my teen years, my brain was all about impulse and emotion; I often made decisions based on how I felt instead of thinking them through—classic teen brain behavior!
by Emotional Cruiser October 14, 2025
Get the teen brainmug. Programmers starting their careers too early. Always fits with the narrative that teens always have BO.
Friend 1: "Oh wait, you're a teen programmer?"
Teen Programmer: "Yeah?"
Friend 1: "No wonder you smell like shit"
Teen Programmer: "Yeah?"
Friend 1: "No wonder you smell like shit"
by Hydrogen Goose September 18, 2020
Get the Teen Programmermug. by stanblackpink09 June 14, 2023
Get the Asian Teen Cornmug. by toothlessgaglessthroatfuck November 6, 2021
Get the gina teenmug.