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Storm Johnson

The act of a fully-dressed man pulling his cock through the fly of his pants and barging into another room to attack another man.
"Tyler, what the hell took you guys so long to get here?"
"Bro, Kyle Storm Johnson'd me while I was getting dressed. Do you have any idea how hard it is to fight someone with their cock out?"
by PapaCommish October 11, 2014
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Number Storming

Number Storming is a term which is generally used to describe someone who goes on random Facebook profiles to gain personal information such as phone numbers. The person who is Number Storming ie; The Stormer, does not usually know the person they are gaining information from although sometimes there may be a small connection either through a mutual friend or another way or form.

Number Storming is usually just done out of boredom to gain phone numbers which people put on but some times dont realise they are showing this information.
- "Hey i went number storming last night, i 5 numbers of some of my mutual friends"

"haha sound man"
by Tommy Bassam December 15, 2009
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storm Sheldon

Someone that has a massive cock and uses it to fuck himself in the ass
Did you see what storm Sheldon did yesterday?
by Spatwu May 27, 2024
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sloppy midwestern storm

When a bigger southern girl rides you so fast her fat slaps together making what sounds like thunder until you cum so hard it represents rain.
I came so hard last night when my girl gave me a sloppy Midwestern storm
by Big fat chick November 30, 2019
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Storm..cosplays

A Dimentio Kinnie with a thing for jesters who thinks that I, a Count Bleck kinnie, am into Ed Sheeran. I’m not into Ed Sheeran.
When will Storm..cosplays stop saying I’m into Ed Sheeran when he’s into a precure villain?
by Eanaro June 25, 2021
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Storm Horny

A condition that many bowlers experience -- stated simply, a bowler who has unconditional love for Storm Products bowling equipment, and for a good reason, as Storm Products is hailed as one of the best bowling ball manufacturers in the world.
Anthony: Is ten Storm Bowling balls enough?
Nathan: Not if you're Storm horny!
by Buttered Quayle April 23, 2020
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Floridian Hail Storm

In reference to damaged vehicles which closely resemble hail damage, But in which case are often the result of a spousal disagreement.

Typically caused by the discovery of an affair by either party and the subsequent destruction of the offending party’s property by their spouse/partner.
“Did you guys see Mike’s new Lamborghini got hit by a Floridian Hail Storm?”
by Dr.Heathen February 20, 2020
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