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shank tank

1. Another name for prison or school.

2. A small room or cell with lots of gangsters or thugs.
3. A place to don't want to go.
Wheely: Yo ima take you to the shank tank if you don't shut the fuck up.
by Bruce Needzweed December 14, 2016
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helium tank

then your smoking (weed) with a gb (gravity bong) and you completely fill the inner water bottle with smoke
daaaaaaaamn that’s a fat ass helium tank
by indian sexburn dude August 28, 2018
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toilet tank

A twist on the “tanking” sexual practice of inserting the testicles into an orifice (normally the pussy), toilet tanking is fucking someone in the ass and inserting the balls inside the ass.
I haven’t seen your mom since I toilet tanked her two weeks ago.
by TigerSkeet May 26, 2018
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Tank Cakes

When pancake mix is placed between the ballsack and anus, and during excersize swear mixes the pancake mix into batter, from which pancakes are made
“Yo Tom, I just went for a run, want some tank cakes?”
by Awesome armenian September 13, 2018
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shit-tanked

One is labeled as such when intoxicated beyond the point of all human recognition.
When an individual is shit-tanked, they have lost all ability of speech and/or motor functions due to excessive alcohol consumption and have been reduced to the barroom, bathroom floor, or bedroom.
by IWalkOnWater4U October 4, 2009
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Tickle Tank

A female version of a spank bank. Arousing experiences that girls commit to memory to use later when they masturbate .
Girl: “Channing Tantum is the only thing in my tickle tank”

Girl: “I just added that hot fuck over there to my tickle tank”
by Jessicky Cackriser May 15, 2018
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tank the forums

when you absolutely need to post something on a forum that will get flamed and/or trolled several times.

Just hope you have a forum healer to reply and settle down the flames.
Tank: I cannot find an answer, how to I build a house in world of warcraft?

Everyone replied: LMAO NOOB

Healer: calm down, he is new and asking for help. OP: There are no houses in WoW.

He had to tank the forums to get his answer.
by Almighty Sandwich September 15, 2009
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