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ham pieced

when you go too hard in the paint, and you end up getting way too drunk (aka hammered).
Did you see john stumbling around the party last night? yeahh he was ham pieced fosho!
by jcrone January 11, 2012
mugGet the ham piecedmug.

ham solo

Ham Solo or Pork Solo is porking by yourself, aka mastrubating
Rodney was wanting to Ham Solo yesterday...
by Big boy United June 10, 2018
mugGet the ham solomug.

rubbing the ham

Andrea was rubbing her ham in the bathroom rubbing the ham means jacking off or masterbating in the feminine form
by The white knight February 10, 2015
mugGet the rubbing the hammug.

ham sambitch

A person who makes ham sandwiches without cutting off the crust. They typically put pickles in the sandwich too.

A ham Sambitch normally has brown hair, brown eyes, and brown eyebrows. That is why they don’t cut off the crust, as it is sort of brown.
Hannah: Are you kidding me? She didn’t cut off the crust from my ham sandwich. She is such a ham sambitch.
by Removed Sandwich Crust May 18, 2021
mugGet the ham sambitchmug.

puff ham

When a female performs oral sex on a male, it is known as "puffing ham"

Puffing hammer has been around since the late 1900's, weather or not you enjoy having your hammer puffed reflects highly on how dope you are. If you come off as dope a bitch may just puff your hammer.
Man that Bitch can puff ham like a champion hammer puffer for real.
by Big_daddy_neeps October 3, 2011
mugGet the puff hammug.

Ham Cake

An extremely buff person. They are made up of about 5% body fat or lower. Every vein in their body pops out when they perform any type of life task. They usually have a BMI of above 26 yet stand at a height of around 5'9. Essentially they look like an upside down ham while looking "caked up" on some type of steroid. Many people will ask if they are taking some type of steroid or supplement yet they will deny it.
Holy cow! Look at that ham cake! he looks just like Alex SR.

-Oh yea that kids a huge ham cake.
by zunit469 July 31, 2014
mugGet the Ham Cakemug.

Weigh the ham

Taking a fat crap after a holiday meal
Where’s Steve? Oh he had to go weigh the ham....
by Weigh that yam November 24, 2019
mugGet the Weigh the hammug.

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