by EmaciatedSpruceTree January 01, 2024
A cereal made from all of the crumbs swept from the floor of the poptarts factory and rebranded as Re–Tarts.
Little Baby J D Rockefeller's mom asks him what he wants for breakfast.
Little Rockefeller Boy exclaims
"I love re–tarts I love re–tarts please mom I love re–tarts"
Little Rockefeller Boy exclaims
"I love re–tarts I love re–tarts please mom I love re–tarts"
by Axxxlerod February 22, 2023
The opposite of a sugar daddy.
An older man with a rich young lover that buys him stuff and keeps him living the life of luxury.
An older man with a rich young lover that buys him stuff and keeps him living the life of luxury.
by dunkinnuts July 31, 2023
by urbanlemon January 09, 2019
When a man soaks his bed with a garden hose, then jerks off onto it. also known that in some instances, some of the male icing can get the eyes of the user.
person 1: Hey man, why are your eyes red this morning?
person 2: It was a messy wet pop-tarting last night.
person 2: It was a messy wet pop-tarting last night.
by huge_loser_122 September 10, 2021
And old tart is essentially a GILF who is sexually active. The phrase old tart especially applies to grannies who are willing to have sex with men much younger than them.
by Bill Beef February 17, 2025
by Dopeyopieone February 24, 2022