Stearns County Syndrome 

Resulting from people never leaving Stearns County, Minnesota. Inbreeding to this severity results in adults teaching biology for way too long to a class full of inbred stearns county children, drinking too much german beer, and dating your first cousin. Common last names include Schramel, Mueller, Schmitz, Schmitt, Gerken, or any other german last name.

Mrs. Bio Teacher: "Okay children, did you know there is a syndrome named after us? Yes, Stearns County Syndrome manifests itself as inbreeding in Stearns County citizens."

Stearns County Syndrome by Stearns County Girl October 21, 2011

Helper's Syndrome 

Miscommunication when a friend's attempt to comfort another (i.e. after a break-up) instead blames that person for being a dofus choosing poorly.

Helper's Syndrome caused Sanna to call my ex's "psychos" after I broke up. My girls aren't "psychos."

Helper's Syndrome by richardc020 April 17, 2009

Arashi Syndrome

(n.) being forced to delete files or transfer them to an external drive due to a lack of free space on one's computer.

I would download that new concert, but I'm suffering from Arashi Syndrome.

Arashi Syndrome by jbearkun July 8, 2011

pewdiepie syndrome 

When you unintentionally make jokes on serious matters and get shit on by Disney and magazines

Kid: man dude, I think I have PewDiePie syndrome

Kid2: why?
Kid: Disney sent me this shit

pewdiepie syndrome by LameyNamey March 29, 2017

Tony Montana Syndrome

A.) When a small time hustler/dealer makes their first $500 to a G and starts talkin, thinkin, and actin like they are Tony Montana, Soprano, Vito Corleone, Frank Lucas etc.

B.) When a mid to high level hustler/ drug dealer bugs out (usually on a yayo/ drinking night) and thinks the feds and everybody else are out to get them and gets super paranoid, peaking out his window all night.

Tony Montana Syndrome

A. Yea you like this jacket son? you know me, my shit stand out like Frank Lucas' mink. I stay G'd from the feet up!

B. See "Mind Playin Tricks on Me" by the Geto Boys

Tony Montana Syndrome by BigLCorleone139 January 14, 2009

Neurotypical Syndrome 

Also known as a non-autistic person i.e. a person who doesn't have autism. Neurotypical syndrome has a high prevalence in the population, to the extent it is often considered normal. Hence, the inclusion of the term 'typical' in the naming of the syndrome.
Neurotypical syndrome has been defined by Steve Silberman as a neurobiological disorder characterised by preoccupation with social concerns, delusions of superiority, and obsession with conformity. There is no known cure.

Chris drinks beer because Big Terry drinks it, even though Chris doesn't like the taste of beer. This appears to be symptom of neurotypical syndrome.

Neurotypical Syndrome by Walksy June 14, 2019

Good Debater Syndrome 

Good Debater Syndrome, or GDS, entails that skilled male and female debaters appear attractive to other debaters, even if their appearance if abhorrent.

Me: Katryna isn't really that hot, but this 2NR is so fucking good, I'm super turned on right now.

Scott Moliver: It's just the GDS, dude...

Scott Moliver's mom: What's GDS?

Scott Moliver: Good Debater Syndrome.

Good Debater Syndrome by Jonly Wonly Patterson August 6, 2009