Shake hands with Bruce Willis

A synonym for Masturbation.

I can't wait to go home and Shake hands with Bruce Willis.

by Erich Hein August 2, 2007

graff shakedown

A manuever best described as dangling a person upside down by holding their legs and viciously jolting them until all loose change and belongings are on the floor. Also used to teach that certain person a lesson in humility.

You better watch yourself bitch or you'll be getting the Graff Shakedown.

by Raider Nation December 15, 2008

The Mexican Salt Shaker

The Mexican salt shaker is the way of the future. It restores air flow, works the sweat off my balls, and adjusts my junk all at the same time. Not to mention no one knows what im doing.... mostly haha....

When i work out I always do The Mexican Salt Shaker so i don't get my hands wet.

by Ichwill1986 April 15, 2010

rump shaker

rump shaker (n.)a synonym for a nice ass (HOPEFULLY/PREFEREBALLY a FEMALES!!!)

a sket "my RUMP-SHAKER's my money maker"

by debby March 18, 2005

Bro Shake

The typical handshake/greeting when two guys or "bros" are cool with each other meet. It can be spontaneous and is not limited to only old friends but also possible new bros whom are perceived as to being cool with.

The most generic Bro Shake consists of a mutual hand-grab, then a back-pat and usually ending with a fist pound.

Variations are usually created and if the two bros are very good friends, they may have a more intricate Bro Shake.

Example 1:
Bob: "Holy shit, is that you Sam?"

*Bro Shake Initiated*
Sam: "I haven't seen you since you piled that chick in college Bob!"

Example 2:
*Doorbell*
*Door Opens*
Hugh Hefner: "Welcome to the Playboy Mansion boys, the ladies are a plenty."
*Bros walking in, each Bro Shake/ing Hugh*
Stranger 1: Thanks Hugh!

by Jeabus Truthseeker August 27, 2011

for fuck's sake

a term commonly used when a situation or "shituation" is unnecessary/unrequired and most displeasing.

Got home last night, yeah i was drunk, tried to break into my flat because i forgot my keys and successfully managed to smash a window over myself whilst trying to squeeze through it. Costed me 300 fucking bucks and now i have shards of glass stuck in my hair/head. FOR FUCK'S SAKE

by Mikeytoyota August 18, 2009

Strawberry Shake

Have sex with your girl on her period.
Pull out and have her suck your bloody cock while you blow your load into her mouth.

That's a Strawberry Milkshake.

If you're lucky, she'll even have a strawberry milkshake-moustache!

"What'd you do this weekend?"
'Oh, the ex came over and I made her some strawberry shakes. ;) '

by MilkshakinMcGee August 30, 2013