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sticky rice

Arguably the least desired, least attractive and most unpleasant minority within a minority, sticky rice are gay Asian males who profess to only feel attracted to other Asian males. This alleged and exclusive same-race attraction can have many origins and varies on an individual basis. Sadly, ethnocentrism among sticky rice is often associated with extreme feelings of bitterness and perceived social persecution, much like sentiments felt in the extreme elements of the "Black Power" communities. Sticky rice standards for attractiveness are also notoriously low (making their dishonest claims that potato queens are "pathetic" ring hollow), as anyone who has read their message boards or chat rooms will attest. Further, adult sticky rice often chase young teenage Asian males, rendering disingenuous their claims of "sick" age disparities between Asian/White couples. Often racist, bitter "stickies" will attempt to bash potato queen males because the potato queens have zero romantic interest in the generally less attractive sticky rice. One needs only to read some of the member-supplied potato queen definitions from the grammatically-challenged Asian "stickies" to see this. Rarely original or engaging on a personal basis (though exceptions always exist), sticky rice often try to adopt Black and hip hop culture (especially slang words) as a way to express their ethnic "AZN" pride or to gain some masculinity and toughness. Simply put, sticky rice are usually the gay Asian males that no one wanted, neither other Asian males nor whites. They deserve our sympathy and our kindness, not our ridicule; it is hard enough not being wanted and they should not be isolated any further.
Person 1: "Why does he only hang out with Asians and always look so unhappy all the time?"
Person 2: "He's sticky rice and bitter from all the rejection. Poor guy."
Person 1: "Too bad. He complains all the time that other Asian guys aren't attracted to him, but it isn't hard to see why they aren't. He's a huge racist himself!"
by NiceTennisGuy April 2, 2005
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Sticky vid

A porno video. The truest stcky vid will be in VHS format, be a copy of a copy of a copy of the original and have wow and flutter like you wouldn't believe.
I got dumped again over the weekend. Had to spend Saturday night in with a pack of beers, a microwave meal and wank myself through a sticky vid.
by Wizards Sleeve June 10, 2005
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sticky wet cadet

A Human Being Who is Sticky Wet,
or just a beginner
CCC 1: "why did I climb trees all day, and listen to dark music for that many hours?"
CCC 2: "Your a sticky wet cadet son."
by JTO Man October 28, 2007
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Sticky Stache

When you cum on her chest and then slap her across her stach area with a twizzlers pull 'n' peel.
"She's not into donkey punches anymore. She likes to get a Sticky Stache. It raises her blood pressure."
by Mr. Hairylegs March 17, 2008
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sticky throttle

Code for a joke that everyone gets except one person, (who is stoopid).
Col: "ewwwwwwwwww sticky throttle"
Craig: "what?"

* Everyone Else Laughs*
by ppeettee October 21, 2008
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Sticky Therapist

When you cum on your sex partner and then message them with it, instead of using a lubricant or moisturizer
by Jesse Dick January 20, 2009
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sticky mocha

A term used for a gay latino man that only is interested in other gay latino men.
God, Juan is such a sticky mocha he won't even look at that hot black trainer at the gym.
by Kaplan9009 March 25, 2009
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