gucci snatch

A snatch of impeccable taste forged by the mighty Zeus himself. With its velvet walls, many consider it to be the finest snatch known to man. One the Merchant of Venice himself would give a pound of flesh for.

"I would drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to lay my eyes on her Gucci snatch"
"Her Gucci snatch was not of this world. I can still feel the velvet walls on my tip"
"She didn't give me her Gucci snatch willingly"

by Snatch123 July 19, 2017

Drippy Snatch

a girl who likes to have sex with her friends previous partners

Jennifer is such a drippy snatch, she loves my leftovers

by Moto4 June 24, 2008

splatter snatch

1: An unsavory women who can easily be spotted by her tramp stamp, two-tone dye job, and smeared mascara at the club. Often wears mismatched animal print clothing

2: The main tool of the first definition. An overused, manhandled vagina that drapes around the edges of her panties.

Ex 1: I can't believe Brittany showed up so wasted. She tried to fuck every guy here. She's such a splatter Snatch.

Ex 2. I took Brittany home and when she got naked, I couldn't believe the dilapidated condition of her vagina. Total splatter Snatch

by Smashleigh0713 June 1, 2018

mutt-snatch

Female genitals that are a mixed bag of attributes: a melange of colors, various lengths of hairs, and generally unkempt and messy appearance.

A typical mutt-snatch can deter any sexual advance

by GDDPHD June 8, 2017

fuck snatched

A new phrase or way of saying you got some pussy,had sex,got laid!

"I Got The Fuck Snatched outta Me!"

Hey Dave what happened with you and Lisa after the party?
Well Bro, I got the Fuck Snatched outta me! She was a good lay...

by joker73 May 29, 2017

Snatch Madness

A temporary loss of self control brought on by the powerful temptation of vagina. Symptoms of this condition may include purchasing expensive gifts, antiquing and rape.

Causes of this condition may vary, but typically involve large breasted women going bra-less in tight shirts.

Bob was acquitted of all rape charges after employing the "Snatch Madness" defense strategy.

by Bologna_Skins March 20, 2011

Snatch Hatch

The act of sealing the vaginal opening with duct tape after insemination so as to prevent the loss of sperm when attempting pregnancy.

Once all the seamen were in boat, Jody closed the Snatch Hatch and her lips were sealed.

by Jody South November 1, 2023