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Smoking Dick

(verb) (orgin: Chicago, Illinois)
1. is the act putting a penis in a blunt, of your choice and then proceeding to smoke it.

2. when you or a group of homsapiens are tweaking super hard.
Bro, you're tripping. Yo/Y'all ass(es) smoking dick.
by BigNate2018 August 21, 2018
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Lip Smacking

Two lesbians who shave their vaginas, and enjoy bumping their vaginas together.
After Emma and Jessica shower shave their vaginas, they enjoy lip smacking each other.
by Apples78 February 5, 2010
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smoking pirate

Brian could not come to my house after school because he was too busy smoking pirate.
by AJ May 14, 2004
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Smoking a Smurf

Friend #1, "whats up man?"
Friend #2, "just Smoking a Smurf"
by BigMike13100 May 7, 2011
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hobknockin the smockling

when you go down to a local conveniance store such as Wal-Mart and have sex with a hooker in the bathroom while wearing assless chaps. Usually a male does this and hobknocks the whore as well.
Dave: Dude want to go to the club
Nick: Nahh dude I'd rather be hobknockin the smockling.
Dave: ahh okay fine.
by stripperangel55555555 April 26, 2011
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Smoking Gun

No time to shower after sex this morning so I went to work with a smoking gun.
by ProsNCons4ever November 4, 2015
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Shocking

Adjective:
Slightly boring, uninteresting and not worth your attention.

Its origen: The word is often used to make articles or internet pages seem interesting to a potential reader, as it is coincidentally homonym to its own antonym Shocking, from which the word Shocking was derived in the early part of the information/internet era.

Related forms:

Verb: Shock

Adverb: Shockingly

Synonyms: Staggering, astounding, startling, appalling, breathtaking.
Antonyms: Shocking, staggering, astounding, startling, appalling, breathtaking.
"It was shocking"
"What he did next would shock the whole world"
"The original inventor of windows has revealed his biggest breakthrough since windows 1.0! It's Shocking!"
by ixilliana March 2, 2017
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