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Shattress Bandle

Noun:
A very short female specimen.

The female version of the popular Ghanaian Short man devil himself. Shatta Bandle.
The usher took the shattressBandle lady to children’s church.

She was short of words too.

Shattress Bandle means, Short, very short. Escaped dwarf.
by @mykelstarzy November 2, 2019
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Scatter nut

A shotgun blast like cumshot or nutting while running in fear.
Her daddy came into the room and I scatter nutted on her face
by Foul mouth farmer January 29, 2020
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Shettering

Shettering (Verb): When someone is angry or annoyed and filled with rage due to incompetence or mistakes being made or just fed up with policies which do not make practical sense and they direct their anger at someone by making them feel small and unintelligent through various tactics.
I screwed up at work and my boss was Shettering all over me!
by TXGFS June 4, 2020
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Shitter

A shitter is someone who is generally bad at something. Often used as an insult to call someone bad in a video game.
Dude how tf did he miss all of his shots what a shitter
by Can you neck yourself June 8, 2020
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Shaster McGrotha

1. A shit so painful, so large, so juicy, so fresh, so incredibly toxic and smelly that it feels like your asshole is being ripped in half.

2. A shit that has the smell of death. It can easily floor an Elephant, melt the paint off of cars outside, petrude out of walls of your house and woft down the city block, shut down your electricity for hours, short-circuit a refrigerator, kill roaches, and make the toilet itself beg for mercy.

3. A shit so large you need scissors to cut it off from the rest of your asshole so you can let it rest in the toilet.
Bob: Tim left a Shaster McGrotha in the Cracker Barrel bathroom
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Scatter

Bus transport: A (usually highly expereinced) driver who stands by at the depot to cover runs when the allocated driver or bus is sick, or an extra bus is needed for other reasons.
When not being scattered (the verb of covering a run) the scatter may complete other task such as orgainising, refueling or cleaning buses in the yard, answering the telephone or basic but important paperwork.
The school got their passenger numbers wrong again. Name, I need you to scatter to school name} stat.
by Busnut September 28, 2020
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Shitter-Mentality

The mentality that something is unwinnable, undoable or unpreventable. The belief that nothing could be done and there was no room for improvement.
Matthew: This game sucks I can't do anything, their team is so annoying wtf.
Kevin: Shitter-Mentality
by Non-shitter January 16, 2021
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