Scrotal Welk

A welklike swelling in your scrotal
Pouch

"Help Todd! My scrotal welks have flared up and are spreading like a clan of hungry crustaceans!"

by Jginnit07 February 6, 2023

Scotsplain

The subtle art of telling Scots that they are not good enough to have their own independent nation.

Unionist: Scots depend upon the UK to fund their social welfare, so they run a huge deficit; therefore Scotland can never be an independent country.

Scot: Denmark and Ireland with less than a fifth of the natural resources of Scotland get on just fine. Your scotsplaining is pretty poor, pal.

by Reeken Jockster February 18, 2023

Scrons

McDonald’s fast food.

Particularly when eaten/purchased:
- after a hard day of work
-when drunk/hungover
-when eaten following the consumption of other food that was unsatisfactory

Wow this party sucks. I’m so hungry. Let’s go fuck up some scrons.

by bhgfuraudditr April 17, 2023

scrotal Princess Leia

When you tie each of your balls in a scrunchie (elastic bands are also acceptable), and then rest your scrotum on someone's head in a manner that makes the person look like Princess Leia Organa.

Things got so wild last night that Chad gave Daniel a scrotal Princess Leia.

My balls are so stretched and aching from giving Wesley that scrotal Pricess Leia

by Jam-Fingers May 2, 2023

Scrotal Lozenge

A person who is such an annoying asshole they are as enjoyable as a lozenge that tastes like the dirtiest scrotum.

Can you shut the fuck up you goddamn scrotal lozenge

by thunkcunt May 3, 2023

scrotanising

A gathering of three or more people coming together to compare the length of their “noses”.

That was an epic night of scrotanising, where everyone took out their “noses”.

by Retroly June 16, 2023

scrotal toast

When you take a sip of champagne then gingerly, GINGERLY, stretch out the scrotum in such a way as to create a bowl shape then drip the champagne into the scrotal pool and make a toast to your man cause he the best.

My husband just asked me if I could give him a scrotal toast to cheer him up.

by DeathbatForever August 9, 2023