Sausage pleaser

Someone who is skilled in laying the pipe or someone who can gobble the whole chorizo

Ex.1 He became the sausage pleaser after many years of practice dedication
Ex.2 no man was left unsatisfied when she left the room

by Leeharveyoswald January 30, 2015

Fuck Sausage

Slang term for a penis or dildo, especially in a comedic context.

"Oh man, I need that fuck sausage tonight," said no woman ever.

by bynitch December 31, 2017

Sausage Melon

A Sausage Melon Is A Type Of Salad With An Assortment Of Melons, With Chopped Up Sausages, Usually Ate Out Of A Melon Shell ;DD

I Feel Like A Sausage Melon

by Hannah_Grimes(: May 17, 2011

Sausage in the mist

Originating in southern Ireland, it means that something or someone is lost, dead, or gone.

Emmet: No one has seen Brian in a few hours.
Dan: I'd say he's sausage in the mist so.

by bkchickfarmer February 24, 2013

Casing the Sausage

Masturbation: Stroking it. Choking the chicken, Spanking the monkey, etc.

Did you go out last night? No, I was home alone casing the sausage.

by Dlee1967 July 27, 2014

Halal Sausage

A Penis that has had the foreskin removed according to Islam, sometimes refered to as 'Chopped'.

"Its because she loves the halal sausage"

by H E March 18, 2015

Sausage wrapping

When a man with no forskin and a man with forskin put their dicks together and the man with forskin wraps it over the guy with no forskin

Bro me and Tyler where sausage wrapping yesterday

by Tortuga king March 2, 2018