playground swing lookin ass

someone with really thin arms but a really thicc ass.

random guy: i have a condition where my upper extremities are very small but my hips are huge.
second random guy: nah bro u just a playground swing lookin ass.

by JewelsHax February 10, 2019

30 year swing

Within a 24 hr period, you wake up in the morning with a female that is 30 years younger than the chick you're hooking up with that night.

It was just yesterday he got a 30 year swing.

First the Gilf, then the granddaughter, talk about a 30 year swing.

by Przk December 20, 2018

Swing-monkey

You were struck with misfortune

Eating sugarless gummy bears. Got swing-monkey

by Breh momebt March 17, 2021

monkey swinging on a vine

When you have a bogger hanging from a nose hair, similiar to bats in a cave.

My girlfriend got mad at me because I had a monkey swinging on a vine dangling down from my nose.

by dwoper1 July 5, 2017

swinging london

The late 60’s in London produced a colorful youth scene- The Rolling Stones, Hendrix, and the Beatles rules. Twiggy was taking off.

Bright clothing shops lined the streets as well a groupies and pot smoke.

“How I miss Swinging London.”

by Ains.ya March 14, 2021

swing the sticks

slang for 'to go golfing'

What up pimp? Wanna swing the sticks this weekend?

by TwentyBucks July 16, 2019

swinging elsa

The act of swinging on a wrecking ball and having snow fall inside your ass while screaming let it go repeatedly

"Yeah my buddy nick tried the swinging elsa last night" said he got a brain freeze

by TerrorismISbad January 24, 2023