a woman whose ass is larger than it should be, out of proportion to the other body parts; wobbly, jiggly or lumpy, or moves too much when she walks and she's not trying.
by Shollyman January 19, 2008
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by Cruisin' for a Bruisin' August 31, 2004
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by Jamar February 13, 2004
Get the Sloppy Monkey mug.a sexual accident where the mans penis slips out in mid orgasm and shoots at the wrong target, mainly the bed, anus, or any surface underneath.
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i had a few drinks with my girl and we went back to my place and she let me do the old sloppy schmoopie.
by peebody March 17, 2008
Get the sloppy schmoopie mug.the act of ejaculating on a person's inner thighs; which then results in the legs sticking together; this causes the ejaculatee to waddle like a penguin
"After John sloppy penguined Glenn's sister Dubbs, she waddled her way to the bathroom to clean up."
by J-Brizzle January 12, 2006
Get the Sloppy Penguin mug.First there was the shocker. (2 in pink. 1 in stink)
Then there was the spocker. (Vulcan Perve Pinch)
But ultimately it has come to an end with the "Show Stopper".
Similer to the other two, the 'show stopper' is a sexual maneuver made on the female of the Homo sapien sapien species by either a male or female of the same species (or possibly other primate). The maneuver is executed by the giver placing his/her index finger into the receiver's vagina and the other three fingers of that hand (middle, ring and pinky) into their anus. The end result, to say the least, makes the fat lady sing.
Then there was the spocker. (Vulcan Perve Pinch)
But ultimately it has come to an end with the "Show Stopper".
Similer to the other two, the 'show stopper' is a sexual maneuver made on the female of the Homo sapien sapien species by either a male or female of the same species (or possibly other primate). The maneuver is executed by the giver placing his/her index finger into the receiver's vagina and the other three fingers of that hand (middle, ring and pinky) into their anus. The end result, to say the least, makes the fat lady sing.
"The "Shocker" was pleasant, and the "Spocker" nearly got me there... but the 'Show Stopper" was the end-all be-all of manual simultaneous vaginal/anal stimulation. Let's just say that it 'closed the curtains' on my night. That is... after the encore" Christa S.
"'Rectum? I hardly knew 'em!" Paul H.
"A word of advice... don't forget to clean very well under you fingernails before eating a tuna sanwich." The Guy.
"It is only one finger from anal fisting.. and that's a good thing." Bill N.
"'Rectum? I hardly knew 'em!" Paul H.
"A word of advice... don't forget to clean very well under you fingernails before eating a tuna sanwich." The Guy.
"It is only one finger from anal fisting.. and that's a good thing." Bill N.
by Gnrz May 16, 2006
Get the show stopper mug.When two people are getting each other off: the first one to reach orgasm says to the other, "and that's the way it was," in Walter Cronkite's voice.
giving a sloppy cronkite: "Ohhhhhhhh ooohohho oh oh go-OHhOHHHH I'M COMING! Ohh, oh--and that's the way it was."
by tuanomsoc February 1, 2007
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