Speezy 

An adjective describing a pre-ejaculatory prone male.

The speezy boy jizzed himself before he even got his pants off. What a loser.

Speezy by Ethan Diggler October 19, 2004

skeezer 

an alternate definition could be someone who just ain't right and they know it

"these skeezers gon come and do this to me?! ho no uhuh"

skeezer by yo mama December 12, 2003

Skeezer 

Undesirable female.

Have you noticed, on the Olympic Soccer Team, none of the women are skeezers? I think I detect a plan here.

Skeezer by Secret Agent Man September 19, 2003

Skeezed 

Military term (commonly used in the late 1980s) for a service member who skips out of work all the time.

1. While the rest of us were cleaning the barracks for inspection, Private Smith skeezed out again by going to sick call.

Skeezed by Arnie Schiffer May 12, 2008

skeezer 

A bitch who won't sleep with you! Inferior!

Ruby is a skeezer!, but Felecia iz da Bomb!

skeezer by T-Boy August 3, 2004

SKEEZ MA GEEZ JEEZ BRO

A generic term used as a synonym for "calm the fuck down."

Loser: DUDE MY MOM JUST GOT SHOT, I JUST ATE A DOG, AND I'M SEEING UNICORNS FROM ALL THE LIGHTER FLUID I DRANK.
Cool Guy: SKEEZ MA GEEZ JEEZ BRO, JUST TAKE A VICODEN.

Loser: It's really cold man, we should huddle together for warmth.
Cool Guy: SKEEZ MA GEEZ JEEZ BRO, don't be a faggot.

SKEEZ MA GEEZ JEEZ BRO by herpmyderp69 February 23, 2011

Skeezer 

Skeezer, Abrv - Skeez whore. A girl that moves the block, like a crackhead. A smut-dog.

Peanut butter legs! A easy girl. A Skeezer.

Skeezer by dgreenii November 9, 2006