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Scooter License

when a male performs sexual intercourse with a fat chick & try's his upmost not be caught because the fear of being social outcasted by his peers. Originates from the Joke"what does a fat chick{ & a scooter have in common? There both fun to ride until your mates find out"
Jonno was awarded a "scooter license" after hansel walked in on him reverse pile driving that 300 pound fat chick from the party last night...
by rathole November 25, 2009
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scootertude

The proprietary entitlement parents have for their children zipping along on scooters on busy or otherwise narrowed sidewalks.
Scootertude, girlfriend. Mothers think their kids own the sidewalks.
by daisyk February 20, 2011
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scooter boo

Look at her scooter boo across the carpet.
by Rat Bastard Jim September 14, 2011
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Scrotal cuddle

When the testicle within the scrotum is surrounded by and thus hugged by the receptive labia major of a female... or failing that a willing trained rodent.

Whether or not is act is pleasurable is open to interpretation
Omg squirrels are amazing for scrotal cuddles - it even gave me a prostate massage with its tail!
by squirrel fluffernutter ;) November 4, 2011
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Scooter Mail

The act of sending a child on a scooter to pickup, deliver something to a neighbor,friend or store to deliver or pick something up.
Thanks for the"milk delivery via scooter mail I was hanging out for a ""coffee
by 2hot2handel3636 October 7, 2012
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scrota

the plural form of "scrotum"

In my gross anatomy class we desired to know the plural word for scrotum. We came up with this word, only to learn from the professor that it was correct. She has her PhD in reproductive physiology... I think she has some credibility!
Hey dude, were you at that scrota fest last night?

Yea man, those dudes had some hott balls.
by sassypants0913 April 30, 2013
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scrotalarm

When the toilet plugs during a courtesy flush of poo and the water level rises to contact your scrotum. This gives you an early warning and a chance to prevent a disastrous overflow. The scrotum should be cleaned thoroughly after activation.
Dude, what happened in there we are going to be late!

Sorry man but my scrotalarm went off during a courtesy flush. I had to plunge and get a shower to reset and clean the alarm point. SOP, Standard Operating Procedure.
by rcbadger May 21, 2013
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