schleep

Bruh. Dead. I'm done.

Hernandez: I'm not Spanish at all
Kenyon: I'm schleep

by tifdn September 11, 2016

sleep

to render incapacitated by knocking out, with a bottle, knee, spin-kick, or haymaker

Yur boy slipped on my fetti so I had to sleep him.

by Clancy October 6, 2003

sleeper

A chick that you don't think is hot at first, but after a period of time, you come to the conclusion that this girl is very hott.

Yea, this girl is a sleeper. I didn't think she was hot at first, but after a brief period of time, I came to the conclusion that she is very hott.

by Ryaun December 10, 2006

sleep dicking

The attempted misplacement of the penis while the 'unfortunate target' of the 'slip of the sausage' dreams of an uncomfortable anal experience. The unfortunate target generally wakes up complaining about having a sore bottom, to which the 'sleep dicker' pretends he has no idea.

"Bud! My ass hurts! You weren't sleep dicking were you?" "Huh? You must've rolled over on the flashlight!"

by bobtucker July 30, 2008

sleep'em

black term for jigglypuffs "lullaby" move

when you use the "lullaby" move
black people yell out "SLEEP'EM!"

by rutgersmelee April 30, 2007

Sleep

Your body's stimulant. You are always deprived of this due to one or all of the following reasons:

1. mounds of homework given by vicious pedo teachers.
2. extra hours at work given to you without your consent
3. stress
4. hardcore sex
5. party hardy

Mom: you haven't been getting enough sleep.
You: I'll go to bed early tonight.

(later that night)
Mom: go to sleep!!
You: I'm doing my homework, ma.

by StephHasArrived October 10, 2008

sleep rape

When you wake up to the sounds of your roomate having sex while you are in the room. The roomate and their partner(s) are usually very loud and inconsiderate. They also know that you are in the room when they start having sex.

Betsy: "Oh my god, Etha you look like crap!"

Etha: "Yeah, my roomate and her boyfriend sleep raped me last night."

by A.Iverson May 28, 2007