Friend 1: "Yo, come check out my sailboat after school?"
Friend 2: "Fuck No!"
Friend 1: "Oh. But i just put a new finish on it."
Friend 2: "Maybe."
Friend 2: "Fuck No!"
Friend 1: "Oh. But i just put a new finish on it."
Friend 2: "Maybe."
by Gary Flongtard December 7, 2011
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When you are having sex with a women from behind and club her unconscious. Then proceed to tie the the worlds most majest of all the birds, the albatross, to her back. Then have a REAL pirate rape her when she awakens. Real pirate is needed for unmatched authenticity. Flaming Albatross is optional.
Man 1: Man, she put up a real fight when I gave her the Soggy Sailor.
Man 2: Maybe, but not as much of a fight as the albatross.
Man 1: *Snap* ZING!
Man 2: Maybe, but not as much of a fight as the albatross.
Man 1: *Snap* ZING!
by Sean139 October 23, 2007
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sailing is bad
by poop man October 3, 2003
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by thelowerrhythm September 19, 2010
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Get the Sailor Moon mug.Saifan is very mean to his siblings, but very nice to his friends. He is practically a idiot. Saifan should be ashamed of himself and his behaviour!
Jessica: Omg I got proposed to by saifan!!
His sister: oh really? He didn’t tell me...
Jessica: that’s bc he doesn’t want you on our wedding
His sister: Jessica? Did you know you are a loser?
His sister: oh really? He didn’t tell me...
Jessica: that’s bc he doesn’t want you on our wedding
His sister: Jessica? Did you know you are a loser?
by Dramalama123 January 31, 2021
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