ur retarded

A really idiotic comeback often used by stupid people who have nothing else to say.

<me> no.. your plan is worse
<them> but ur retarded!!!!

by Kelly March 7, 2004

sexually retarded

One who is useless/bad in bed.

"I went home with some guy/girl last night. He/she was so brutal in bed, he/she was sexually retarded, I had to finish myself off!"

by Adunning February 2, 2008

viciously retarded

Synonym for "Cool" or "Awesome", with origons tracked back to Fort Collins, CO from the types of mentally handicapped people that flail arms wildly and scream loudly, which is pretty awesome.

Bruce: Man, last night was viciously retarded! Especially when I found $50.00!
Ted: Yeah, we will have to go out again soon!

by David J. Hansen September 22, 2006

dancer gone retarded

Noun: a cheerleader; one's support system; a person who is there to help you stay motivated and get through whatever obstacle confronts you

Origin: Bring It On (2000)
Sparky: "Cheerleaders are dancers who have gone retarded."

Jake: I really don't want to do this paper.
Jess: You can kick this paper's ass. I'll be your dancer gone retarded.

Man, I'm exhausted. I wish I had a dancer gone retarded to help me get my energy back.

by Jake/JCatt December 7, 2006

get retarded

To drink such a large amount of alcohol that you start to destroy chromosomes.

'Man, I've got ten cartons of beer, four bottles of tequila, seven magnums of champagne and a flagon of wine. Lets get retarded!!!!'

by uncleboonie November 4, 2003

functionally retarded

Mental deficiency characterized by stumbling speech, disconnection with reality, and unrestrained ego, yet behavior which is accepted by at most 50% of the population.

George W. Bush is functionally retarded.

by John Manyjars June 20, 2008

fuckin retarded syndrome

When one is so retarded that they are put on the spectrum. They usually look a lil bit munted/ very much potatoed.

Hey you! You have fuckin retarded syndrome! You munted idiot!

by Norwegian Red Snatch May 14, 2014