Retard-athalon

Mentally deficient people running around pretending to be athletes in dumbed down events where "everybody wins", no matter how many hours it takes them to complete the 100 inch dash.

see: Special Olympics

Billy got a gold medal for his 45th place finish in ball-bearing-put at the retard-athalon.

by Sarge November 10, 2003

retardation station

a group of people who are acting retarded

here comes the retardation station

by Cott September 2, 2003

Retard Stampeed

A large influx of callers to tech support call centers. This is often brought on by beningn announcements from a company, which, when not comprehended by customers, starts a mass panic resulting in an enoumous amount of calls to a technical support call center.

Announcement: We will release an automatic upgrade tomorrow. When prompted to upgrade, press "Start Upgrade"

Retard Stampeed Question: " I got this message today about an upgrade. WHAT DO I DO?"

Tech support immediate ( i wish i could say this) thought: 'press start upgrade you fucktard! Reading is fundamental!'

by daleicious October 30, 2010

Retardcore

Retardcore is music composed out of lels rather than notes, or braindance music for people without brains, or the ability to dance

Person1: flushes the bass and hardcore dances grabbing beer and plays toiletar tunes

Person2: Wow nice avant-garde experimental abstract postmodern dadaist anti-pop retardcore TOIlETAR playin Tezzor

Person1: *plays toiletar of de amen break*

Person 3: yo hit de lels :^)

by Snowblindraw May 16, 2018

oral-retardation

Failing to speak to a woman while looking at her boobs and not studdering

"Tim had total oral-retardation when he ordered at hooters."

by vchghbgvhgdhfgdsfdsfds October 12, 2011

F Bomb Retard

Phrase that indicating ones stupidity and imaturity by refusing to used the word "fuck"
Substituting swearing for ridiclous infantile phrases instead .
Also watch out for "gosh almighty"
"Go straight to Heck"
"Oh sugar"

"oh Poo"

"wow thats a lots of F bombs ,sir"

"Its actually pronounced FUCK you cowardly F Bomb Retard"

by dregj December 31, 2011

retard

Someone who acts like an idiot..someone who gets high and acts like a straight up jackass..or gets drunk and acts like a moron..basically if you can read this, you are NOT A RETARD

Hes acting like a retard

by Mackdaddy 14 June 9, 2010