Playing A Game

The act of using a dildo on one's self for pain, pleasure, or fun. It can also be done between two or more people together.

My friend Lucas told me he was playing a game...I KNEW what he meant....

by Jerkoffboy April 9, 2011

Playing on the OFT

Having a terrible round of golf. Playing on the Old Fart's Tour.

I think I just "Q'd" for playing on the OFT.

by toniwithaneye October 10, 2006

playing dumbass

its when the person u know is saying something that u aready said or said something that makes no FUCKIN SENSE WHAT SO EVER!!!!!! OR IS COMPLETELY STUPID OUT OF THEIR FUCKIN MIND!!!!!!

Billy was playing dumbass today beacuse he locked himself inside of his car.

It was below 50 degrees outside and Jordan decided to play dumbass and not wear a fucking jacket.

by Harvey226914 March 6, 2008

playing 'possum

A.Being mysterious

B. Faking someone out.

Girl:Omg, he is totally playing 'possum with me. Now what?

Girl #2: just leave him alone

by Somehoe October 23, 2013

playing the trombone

Jacking off.

"Playing the trombone originated from an American movie in the 70's. The jock of the movie referred to 'whacking off' as 'playing his trombone'

"I played my trombone like a mad musician right now. The spit valve was pouring like a sucker."

by sally February 4, 2005

playing leapfrog with a unicorn

A game that has extreme risk involved... if you don't make it, your anal virginity is gone.

Also anyone who plays this is gay.

Police Officer, looking at a mutilated body: What happened here?
Friend of mutilated body: Bobby was playing leapfrog with a unicorn and he almost made it...
Police Officer: Was Bobby a queer?
Friend: Oh yea

by JohnnyDickSeed July 26, 2009

playing checkers with the cat

A slang term used to describe female masturbation.

Jenna is at home playing checkers with the cat.

by melvis43 December 3, 2009