paper boy

noun, slang, technical. Someone who still reads books on paper instead of an e-book reader.

I'm reading the new release already while my friend the paper boy is still waiting for his copy in the mail.

by Shoone January 26, 2009

Shit Paper

What you use to remove feces from your ass. Sometimes newspaper, napkins, and paper towls. Never magazine pages, too slick.

See Also: Corn Cob

Damn! No toilet paper. Looks like I'm gonna have to go get some shit paper.

by BillyGoat November 15, 2002

Leaves and paper

A joint, with the leaves being marijuana and the paper being rolling paper.

"Hey Matt, let's go burn some leaves and paper."

by Gazonkie February 19, 2006

Ryan Leaf Paper

1. A brand of toilet paper that sucks ass.

"Aw man, they're all out of Cottonelle"

"Dude, just get the Ryan Leaf Paper."

"But that stuff gives me chlamydia"

"At least it's good for 14 wipes and 36 picks- Just like Ryan Leaf!"

by RyanLeaf4-6 May 5, 2009

Omg where the F is the toilet paper!?

When your on the toilet crying insanely beacuse you can't find the toilet paper, you scream out "Omg where the F is the toilet paper!?" Then you use the bathtub towl and throw it in the dumpster.

Aww damn, NO TP!!! Omg where the F is the toilet paper!?

by Brad Samples August 10, 2006

the american pageant

the cause of having no socail life---the worst book you will ever find.

Person 1: Did you go to the best party ever last night. I don't think there will ever be a party this good again!!!

Person 2: No, I had to spend the entire night reading The American Pageant for my 3 chapter test tomorrow!

by Elana F September 24, 2006

Paper Platoon

get yo maskk on

aye charlie bruh, we gon ride for paper platoon

by dj charlie chicken soup February 18, 2015