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celebrity porker pity project

The Weight Watchers/Nutri-Systems/Jenny Craig/Slim-Fast type ads that feature overweight celebs to rehab back into semi-decent shape and promote their product.Notable porkers include Kirstie Alley,Carrie Fisher,Marie Osmond,Jenny McCarthy,Sarah Ferguson,Valerie Bertinelli,Anna Nicole Smith,Queen Latifah,Dan Marino,Whoopi Goldberg,Don Shula,Tori Spelling,Monica Lewinsky,Kathie Lee Gifford,Ann Jillian,Jason Alexander,and Jennifer Hudson.
It is encouraging to know that,despite having the means to have full time personal fitness coaches,many Hollywood stars resort to the same celebrity porker pity project to lose weight that is available to the common man.
by wolfbait51 November 19, 2011
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This makes me want to projectile vomit onto your face!

What you say when a situation makes you want to get physically sick and also see someone suffer at the same time.
For example...
Christian: ALL OF YOU SATANISTS ARE DEVIL WORSHIPPERS!
Satanist: no, we aren't genius.
Christian: *pulls out "holy water* THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!"
Satanist: this... you are so sickeningly ignorant... This makes me want to projectile vomit onto your face!
by UrbanScribe7 January 14, 2018
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Manhattan Project

A U.S. Agency that was responsible for making Atomic Bombs during World War Two.
J. Robert Oppenheimer and Albert Einstein were working for the Manhattan Project.
by Chairman November 6, 2003
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armageddon project

an italian industrial hardcore band.
their music usually is pretty noisy and basic but it spreads a nice dark athmosphere.
their later songs also have dreamy melodies.
time to disobey, godflesh, armageddon style
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Tale-The Projects

The branch of TALE that is responsible for composing the music.

All music is composed by TALE or anyone affiliated with tale. Being considered a "Project" leaves this group of incredibly talented musicians enough room to enhance their creativity by developing works of art with outside sources and having many "Guests" work with them.

NOTE: All audio production is done by the very talented Anthony Hildebrandt.
Tale-The Projects just released a new song called GrapeAid!
Tale-The Projects is all self produced and self written!
I want to go on tour with Tale-The projects and be a famous roady!
by DomTale May 18, 2011
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Project Chick

A girl that has a potiential but is oblivious to fashion, makeup, and other facets of femininity and is in dire need of help.

The ultimate goal when working on a project chick is to benefit all of mankind by taking a girl from ordinary to extraordinary.
Damn! That girl looks like she got dressed in the dark again, i'm going to do her and myself a favor and make her my project chick.
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Projecting

Where you pass your own opinion or actions off as someone else's to see the reaction or just because you are strange.
My ex says my girl just wants me for what's in my pants, but i think she's just projecting.
by DankClouds December 9, 2016
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