Poor Fishing

The act of bring any amount of money (the funnest would be a lot of change) to school or any social group and you have to wait until you make a big circle. You would throw the money down on the floor and just watch your dumb ass poor friends scramble and pile each other for it. Make sure the money is directly in the circle so everyone can crash into each other. Change is the best experience since you could throw quarter after quarter and watch people tear each other's assholes for it. Basically for the LULZ

friend 1: Hey man lets go play poor fishing
friend 2: ok, hold on let me jizz on the dollar first
friend 1: XD

by Patrick Bateman_Killer1989 October 4, 2014

poor

people who's headphones have wires

"hey that guy over there is so poor he isn't even using apple headphones."

by Jaden Mckenzie January 29, 2019

I am [person] in the UrBan dictionary to make this shirt and mug because i have nothing else to do anyways so this is for me and no one else and am getting it from here because i am poor so yes this is my shirt/mug stay mad be mad

A definition originating in 2024.
Origin;
I am Emma in the UrBan dictionary to make this shirt and mug because i have nothing else to do anyways so this is for me and no one else and am getting it from here because i am poor so yes this is my shirt/mug stay mad be mad

I am not the original creator of this definition.

I am person in the UrBan dictionary to make this shirt and mug because i have nothing else to do anyways so this is for me and no one else and am getting it from here because i am poor so yes this is my shirt/mug stay mad be mad

by fortcraft moment February 25, 2025

Poor Man's X

Poor Man's X is something that is a knockoff or copy of something good, at the fraction of the price. Sometimes the quality is just as good or better, sometimes the quality is crappy or shitty.

An example of good quality Poor Man's X is buying the research chemical 4F-MPH and saying, "Ahh, stimulating Fluoritalin or Poor Man's Ritalin! Ahh, Poor Man's Cocaine". Then sniffing 4F-MPH (4-Fluoromethylphenidate.

Another example is making 216mg of Propylhexedrine HCl and saying, "Ahh, relaxing Poor Man's Adderall". Then taking 216mg of Propylhexedrine HCl in solution and drinking it.

An example of shitty Poor Man's X is stuffing highly impure tobacco leaves filled with 800 chemicals instead of buying pure safe Nicotine Lozenges 2mg to 4mg and saying, "Stupid Poor Man's Quit! Now I'm gonna have irritating colon!". Then swallowing tobacco filled capsules with water.

by HawaiianPunch1 June 16, 2025

birdging the gap between the rich and poor

Closing the gap between social statuses

Lil Timmy- dad what’s birdging the gap between the rich and poor
Dad- Closing the gap between social statuses

by Daddy smaddy September 26, 2022

poor check

When someone asks if you have enough money for a item or service you are trying to purchase.

"Yeah my mom poor checked me when I asked if I could buy a sword"

by AidenTucky March 20, 2024

poor banker

A hobo that asks you to "deposit" your money to his "bank" instead of you depositing your money somewhere else.

broke kid: *sees a thick pocket* Ayy lmao wanna deposit your money? 100% of your money goes to my benefit!
rich kid: No mate I'd rather go to wells fargo.
bystanders: Crikey! $That poor banker got a run for his money!

by watdafuq January 8, 2019