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platypenis

A man with a large cock that swims like a platypus and dives like one yet it looks like a very rare but urban dinosaur aka velociraptor!!! (BBC) #ya-ever-seen-a-black-dick?
Hey man can I suck your platypenis I've been craving that shit all day
by Yoyoniggabradoz6 May 4, 2017
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Platypus

Sean: woah look at that platypus
Not Sean: oh my god it's our or and savior praise him!
by DeadassDefinitions August 16, 2017
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platypodes

plural
platy· podes | \ˈpla-ti-pōdes\

the obscure, but only genuinely correct plural of “platypus” according to both Linnaen taxonomy and rules of pluralization in the Greek language, as “Platypus” is the latinisation of the ancient Greek word πλατύπους (platupous), "flat-footed", from πλατύς (platus), "broad, wide, flat" and πούς (pous), "foot”.

Unfortunately, it is almost always eschewed in favor of the absolutely incorrect pseudo-latin term , “platypi”, or the Standard English plural, the vulgar “platypuses”.
Stephan Hawkings: Dude, you know, when I was alive, I wish I had spent more time studying platypuses…

Einstein: Oh, dude, you do mean “platypodes”, yes?

Stephan Hawkings: Of course! Forgive my lack of fastidiousness!

Einstein: It’s all good, dude!
by gianni rage November 25, 2018
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platypus

half duck half beaver looking thing, who’s also a secret spy and wear a cool hat.
doofenshmirtz: wait! who are u!....platypus? PERRY THE PLATYPUS!!
by marina_ November 21, 2019
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Platypusasaurus

the tour guide: now here you see the Platypusasaurus
by IGperqs March 11, 2020
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platypussy

a platypussy is a dead animal on a clay dirt road.
C-“OMG!!!! Did y’all just see that platypussy in the road!!!”
M- “OMG! We have to turn around and go look at it.”
by YoU wAnT sOmE fUk¿ April 25, 2020
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Platypus Face

The look on a woman's face when she's giving head and making eye contact, like on POV porn.
You should see this girls' face while she's blowing him; total platypus face!
by Daisy Dunham October 26, 2020
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