Peppermint Patty

When a female shoves a candy cane up inside of her pussy hole, and part of it breaks off and starts to melt, as it would inside a mouth, and a man sucks out the candy cane juice.

Michelle shoved a candy cane up her pussy hole, and gave Derek a peppermint patty.

by Joe From Sacramento December 16, 2022

patty ice

the smoothest man know to the whole world that gets all the bitches

patty ice gets all the hoes

by jojothekoolkat February 5, 2022

Mint Patty

one who drinks excessive alcohol and proceeds to a) urinate the bed, b) attempt to hook up with multiple men, or c) does indeed hook up with a random man. a mint patty is a rare creature that can only be seduced into the world by nightfall. basically any extreme fuck up while intoxicated is pulling a mint patty.

she pulled a mint patty last night when she hooked up with a rando on my porch.

by mollygail468 January 6, 2018

Patty Ultimatum

A choice of two things but both are equally as awful as the other. You don’t want to choose either of them, but a decision has to be made.

Sam was given a patty ultimatum of either going to the run down casino or babysitting a stranger’s baby. With a deadline, he had to make a decision between these horrible options.

by Mermandi May 2, 2021

St Patty Matty

A term used to perfectly describe the state of being absolutely fucked due to festivities, excessive drinking, and over the top celebrations on the holiday known as St Patrick's Day

“Dude I was as smashed as St Patty Matty” / “I pulled an St Patty Matty last night and couldn’t make it to my bed “

by princessej March 26, 2018

ultimate patty cake

The art of palm-to-Palm warfare. The one that plays the sport has to be so fierce, boiling with fury. When the two hands of the gladiators meet, black holes appear out of no where. God's awaken from their eternal slumber. Even John Cena cannot defeat the masters of palm-to-palm combat.

OMG THEY'RE PLAYING ULTIMATE PATTY CAKE! WE MUST ALEART THE KING AND HIS GUARDS! IT IS TOO DANHEROUS TO PLAY IN THE OPEN!

King: GUARDS, SEIZE THEM!

by TheAnonymousDictionarySurfer November 18, 2015

Patty Pour

The three to four drop dribble at the bottom of a champagne to which you offer your friend for one last drink…..primarily at brunch!

Can I have one more glass of Champs? Sure, here you go. Oh my God, that is a Patty Pour!

by anonymous August 22, 2021