partridgism

(noun)

1. An inane and hilarious phrase used by fictional Norwich-based TV and radio presenter, Alan Partridge. Partridgisms are often used as exclamations of joy or satisfaction, chiefly at the expense of others.

2. A phrase first coined by Alan Partridge that has subsequently made its way into popular culture.

1. I'm 47, my girlfriend's 33. She's 14 years younger than me. Back of the net!

2. Examples of partridgisms: Back of the net! Cash back! Jurassic park! Kiss my face! That was classic intercourse.

by Brent170 July 24, 2007

partyovascular disease

An ailment of the blood vessels as a result of excessive partying.

I can't come out drinking tonight, I've got partyovascular disease.

by Pizza Hut Suitcase May 8, 2008

crumpet party

The female equivalent to a lemon party, this occurs when more than two elderly women get together to butter each other's crumpets. Not to be confused with mah dong night, during which more than two elderly women get together to watch male strippers.

"Hey, hon, where's your mother?"
"Off playing bridge with the gals, I guess."
"Ah, Christ, not another crumpet party!"

by userbits March 7, 2010

Susan Album Party

A Susan Album Party can also be referred as a sus anal bum party or a #susanalbumparty. It is a cult gathering by the Cult of the Beatsprout Growers, paid for by the THE Corporation. It is the official afterparty for the Cult of the Beatsprout Growers dinner party association At these parties we eat pickles. Play with hand cream. Put blue tubes in our hands and mouths. We also chow down on popcorn and lemonade is included.

Hey Martha! Are you going to the Susan Album Party or just the dinner party by the Cult of the Beatsprout Growers

by TheCultoftheBeatsproutGrowers March 6, 2019

Sausage Party

1. A party where guys outnumber girls.
2. A new R-rated CGI movie.

1. That party had so many guys. It was a sausage party.
2. Sausage Party is a hilarious movie!

by whatadickhead August 20, 2016

Partick Thistle

The great Glasgow alternative to the sectarian rubbish spouted by the old firm.A club studiously avoiding success in order to be the true home of football in our city.Shafted when they introduced ground size rules for the SPL and rescinded the rule to allow other clubs access.

Where can I take my kids to see football in Glasgow without being abused?...Partick Thistle.

by Mon the Harry Wraggs December 23, 2011

party

Something I never get invited to.

There was a party last night, but I wasn't invited.

by NGFL December 28, 2005