Panda Bear

A chubby black guy who has alot of peta type, animal lover white girls on his jock.

Jenna: He's just like a big ol cuddly Panda Bear!

by major_delmac March 1, 2005

panda lover

A sick minded, twisted lover of pandas

ohh noo get your dirty panda loving hands off me you dirty little panda lover!!!

by frank November 16, 2004

sexual panda

a panda that wants sex so badly, that josh sings a song about it all the time

Seeeexuuuuaaaaal Panda

by Anonymous August 8, 2003

I'm a panda

What happens when you sit in the sun watching a football game with your sunglasses on and you burn your face except for the part where you sunglasses were.

Rich came into work and im'd me and the first thing he said was "i'm a panda"

by Pdog January 27, 2005

Albino Panda

A polar bear.

"The albino panda is native to nearly everywhere. Other names include albino grizzly bear, giant albino koala, abominable snow-bear, albino black bear, polar bear, Ethan Frey without a tan, and hairy old guy."

by crudesexualpun October 6, 2013

panda madness

1. a severe case of insanity that forms when someone becomes sexually attracted to a bear of the opposite sex. related to the silly willies.

Holy shit honey, that man has panda madness!

by Harry Truman April 6, 2008

Dirty Panda

When you shove a raccoon up your asshole

Yo I just had dirty panda, it was the best experience of my life

by WildShadow07 April 20, 2020