Jesse Pop

When a women dips a man privates in soft serve ice cream and then give him a blow job.

The Dairy Queen server gave the customer a Jesse pop in the freezer for his birthday.

by Dataminer49 September 18, 2018

Jesse and Brant

Two homos who love doing anal together

Wow look it’s Jesse and Brant

by Jabarg123 January 13, 2021

Uncle-Jesseness

The cure to the current economic crisis in the European nation of Greece. Most easily brought upon by the actor John Stamos.

I don't know why they don't send John Stamos back to Greece, his Uncle-Jesseness could clean that country up real quick.

by DannyKRage May 16, 2012

Jesse Webb

A unscrupulous scumbag low life that feeds on fear. A destroyer of life.

I got Jesse Webbed during my entire marriage!!

by Targetslayer#! August 13, 2020

Jessing-Out

When someone is being incredibly irate over small actions/phrases

“You’re Jessing-Out right now”

“ITS NOT MY FAULT YOU CAN’T SPELL ANTI-DISESTABLISHMENTARIANISM”

by Gayahhninja March 23, 2023

Jesse G.

A guy who is unbelievably amazing in bed. The best fuck around and able to go for hours when properly aroused. He may come across as totally gay, but you will thank God that he is not. Although immature and a bit of a penis wrinkle, he has a big heart and is worth your love.

“I had myself a Jesse G. last night and now I’m walking funny”

by Tuffmuff February 7, 2020

Jesse Marks

Two thumbs up awesome! Does everything she can for her children and family without looking for anything in return. Hard worker, sexy, loyal and very crafty with a little side of crazy.

You have yourself a real Jesse Marks if she starts dating you.

by brian fantana May 9, 2014