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Trudeau's Beard

A beard grown with the sole purpose of making you look more adult, mature, experienced or wise, exactly as Justin Trudeau did before the Canadian 2019 parliamentary elections. It hepled him win even though he had an affair in which he was accused for being racist for his apparent fetish of painting himself brown at parties
"Have you seen Geo's new look? Whatcha all think?"
"I haven't ever thought of the possibility of seeing such a good example of Trudeau's Beard in real life. No way anyone's gonna believe he's older than 14."
"Yeah, but he could run for the PM's office if he supported the pipeline and spoke better French."
by th.unda June 8, 2020
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beard baiting

"The push up bra for men": Beard Baiting is a sneaky way small chinned men hide their lack of a chin - by growing a beard over it. Typically done to get more dates. First coined by Australian publication DMARGE, beard baiting is a derivative of 'beard fishing' - which is what the trend used to be known as online.
James is 'beard baiting' again - it might help him get more dates but as soon as he shaves it all off he's going to be screwed.
by all at sea October 22, 2020
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Fructose Beard

A fleshy, saggy, pouch-like formation under the chin caused by overconsumption of highly processed, fructose-laden snack foods. A fructose beard obscures the natural jawline and renders the victim's face shapeless and lacking in definition.
Honey Boo-Boo's mom is sporting a serious fructose beard.
by barfstormman1 August 30, 2013
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weird in the beard

Its when some dude with fur on his face that your dating starts getting on your freaking NERVES
Stop putting my hood over my face, its getting all weird in the beard!
by ghostrider7 April 12, 2012
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Beard Slaw

The left over juices on your face after eating out a woman.
Man, Stacy got so wet last night while I was performing cunnilingus. I had beard slaw all over my face when i was finished!
by dartiki August 1, 2012
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Handsome Beard

When a man and a very nice beard growth, thick and well kept without the need of constant grooming.
Person 1: Wow check that mans beard out it really suits him!

Person 2: Oh yeah, you're right...that truly is a handsome beard!
by punkwendyhouse November 14, 2011
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Key beard

When you try to type key board but your fingers are retarded.
My key beard is broken
I accidentally typed key beard instead of key board and my friend makes fun of me now
by MelonSmasher29 February 24, 2023
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