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Jared

He went to Jarred's, yep "he's that guy" or dude why did you bang Jim's mom, your such a Jared!
by Yomamajohn March 18, 2015
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Jared

jared is a very tall and sexy guy, he is very loving, caring, kind, and has a big dick. he’s a good guy who likes to make people laugh. he has a fat touchable ass. an amazing bf when he wants to be. sucks at Fortnite and will never be good. if your his gf keep him he’s reassuring and makes you feel loved try not to lose him. he definitely not a yn.
OMG look it’s Jared
by Johny Lawrence December 15, 2024
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jared puga

a common name amongst latino homosexuals who enjoy having their poop shoot “tongue punched!”
June is my friend Jared Pugas favorite month, because of all of the silly made up holidays in that month. That same friend also goes to epstein island for a visit wit the best tongue puncher in the land.
by SillyBoyArDee July 25, 2023
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Jongleuing Jared

a jentleman of the jongleur variety
This guy just jested a jape? Woah, what a regular Jongleuing Jared.
by maniamoth September 16, 2022
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Jared Mojarro

A very big individual that loves playing the hit game Blox Fruit to beat a very coincidently names person named Kai.
A dream to be big and get bigger to out big all the big people. Even Richard Machai.
He's such a Jared Mojarro, he's HUGE!
He seems a little Jared Mojarro, a little pep in his step!
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Jared

The biggest dick ever in the world. This guy will genuinely make you rethink your life. He is hot as fuck, he is nice, and he is very VERY smart. I would marry him if I had the chance. Jared C’s especially, those will really make your life what you want…
Move, its a Jared. Let him fuck your girlfriends.
by Hailey Stood September 4, 2022
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2012 jared padalecki

a reference to an era of an actor, jared padalecki

the most beautiful blowout a man could possibly have
sasha: omg did you see adrians new hair?
rosita: no?? did he cut it!?!
sasha: of course not--no, he went full 2012 jared padalecki!!
rosita: oh. my. great. fuck.
by nutnButaGthang October 1, 2025
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