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norcal

"Norcal" is a portmanteau of "Northern" and "California". The term is a foolish adaptation of "Socal", instituted by recent transplants to N. Cali. and used to express an exclusive bro-titude, succeeding primarily in creating a brainless mindset of stereotypical machismo, expressed by shirtless baby-men in lifted trucks and wrap-around Oakleys, that rivals Southern California's transparentness. Generally an embarrassment to the culture of thoughtfulness and artistic innovation developed by native Northern Californians (or others who actually "get it"), these base lug-nuts would be better served by going home and trying their slavish commitment to cheesy marketing terms elsewhere, leaving us actual Northern Californians with our uniqueness and integrity intact.
Dude, I'm so stoked my Dad moved us to San Jose from Bakersfield, I'm gonna put this big-ass NORCAL sticker on my truck so all the ladies know to look out for my sunburned, waxed beer-gut.

Bro, you mean there are, like, fine girls that aren't blond retards? Norcal RULES! I'm never goin' back to Oxnard!
by freddy R. May 12, 2009
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Nor/mal

When someone says they use the pronouns nor/mal that usually mean they are a gay man with a piss kink
Guy 2 -what are your pronouns

Guy 1 -nor/mal
Guy 2 -you have a piss kink and you're gay?
Guy 1 -yeah
by Kandy :) May 27, 2021
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normalcy

basically, this word is what the other people have said, but it was not invented by Bush, it was invented by Warren G. Harding.
Warren G. Harding is a President
G. Warren Nutter is my grandfather

ooooo... similarity

i have to say the word normalcy to be accepted, so there.
by Urban Dictionary December 28, 2005
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norman no-mates

A individual with no friends. That guy you see sitting at the pub all alone trying to start start a conversation with whoever will give him some attention.
Hey Bro last I saw old Norman no-mates at the bud and he kept trying to charity chat every person who walked up to order a drink
by Rob* June 24, 2014
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Norman Clature

A nickname -- derived from the term "nomenclature" -- used to describe a person universally considered to be arrogant, pretentious and unworthily boastful. Often characterized by a pathological urge to make things up in order to sound more intelligent.
Did you hear Norman Clature today? He brought up fifteen different topics that had nothing to do with the discussion.
by Cho4Prez May 13, 2006
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normalism

The state of being normal, after an odd situation.
Cpl Delvalle returned home from a day of work to normalism.
by Robert W. Martin April 11, 2008
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nermal

A talking kitten in Garfield known for his snotty personality.
Why is Nermal in The Garfield Show? He's my least favorite character from the strip!
by frabrizio September 9, 2016
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