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Stealth Ninja Kitteh

1. A stealth ninja kitteh that hides in a box.
2. A little furry Solid Snake that hides in a box.
Go to Youtube and search "Stealth Ninja Kitteh" to find out.
by Coodissman July 22, 2010
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jamaican ninja

A deity of unspeakable power. Kicks ass to the sweet sounds of Bob Marley.
Mr.Smith was driving in his car when he was waylaid by a jamaican ninja.

There's a little jamaican ninja in all of us.
by The Mahster April 6, 2004
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Hockey Ninja

A hockey player who excels at committing cheap shots and not being called for a penalty. Most hockey ninjas, if caught by a player, will use their art to disappear behind a referee, thereby escaping any retribution.
Fan 1: "How did Darcy Tucker not get called for boarding?!"

Fan 2: "Because he is a hockey ninja."
by Boltman88 January 15, 2009
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Pooooop Ninja

One who silently sneaks into the bathroom while another person is trying to take a shit. Obviously, this person is disgusting as she doesn't mind the smell of a foul dump as she brushes her teeth and gets ready for bed.
Lindsay was a total pooooop ninja last night. While Brian was dropping some bombs in the bathroom, she snuck in, did her makeup and hair, brushed her teeth, and plucked her eyebrows. Brian didn't even notice her until she was done and walking out the door.
by Chris Sko September 25, 2011
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Ninja

One of the best and most famous fortnite players out there who is idolized by many children.
Josh: yo wanna watch ninja on twitch?

Daniel: No bro, PUBG is sooo much better
by Bathing Grape July 24, 2018
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ninja gay

Originally found on Reddit, a ninja gay is someone who appears to be straight and does not appear to have any stereotypical gay traits.
So any of you guys in your early to mid 20s and in SE Wisconsin? I'm 24 and I would love to meet a guy like this/me but I can't fuckin' find them. Mainly because we are ninja gays and no one suspects us.
by ThePug628 October 4, 2010
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Ninjabate

To masturbate, fondle, or otherwise touch oneself sexually with one or more unaware person(s) in the vicinity.
"She was so hot in that movie, I just couldn't help but sit back and ninjabate."
by Kurrie December 29, 2007
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