Fucking Rob Mason

I drink consisting of Baileys, Amaretto, kahlua and Milk.

This drink is amazing what is it? That's a Fucking Rob Mason!

by Robbie Jaa October 14, 2008

Bowl Of Mayonnaise

An insult the Prince of South Wales used against his enemies in the famous game Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Siege, And it means when a Brit is a stupid sod and has a small weiner.

God you're such a Bowl Of Mayonnaise, you can't even make it out of Silver!!

by Noalr July 24, 2023

Manson-Nixon Line

Dysphemism for Mason-Dixon Line popularized in the late 1960s and early 1970s United States. The two poles, dividing the northern and southern United States, in this fictional line are the Manson Family in Los Angeles, California and Richard Nixon in Washington, D.C.

Bubba the Virginian: "I hate yankees. You couldn't pay me to set nairy one foot over the Manson-Nixon Line into Maryland.

by Huck Sterling May 4, 2008

masonized

The act of trying to flirt with a lovely lady (or usually man) but commiting a form of sexual assault with your eyes. To properly masonize, one must have their shirt off, give a wild hobos retarded gaze, and direct their attention to an unwilling party.

Tom: did you hear Jenny got masonized?
Jim: oh shit is she ok?
Tom: I think it turned her gay :(

by Mista blista July 5, 2014

panty mayonnaise

thick,white, chunky substance found in the underwear of a sweaty woman. Foul in odor, not pleasing to the common male.

Damn! By the looks of her I bet she's got a nice supply of PANTY MAYONNAISE! We should take her to a construction site!

by Dr. CAndy Awesomefaces! August 17, 2008

Slap the mayonnaise

1. When a woman slaps her clitoris during the act of masturbation. Examples can be found in a variety of pornographic films, including (but not limited to) CLAM SLAPPERS volumes 1-62, DIVING IN OYSTERS volume 6, and DADDY, DON'T! volume 16. This move was popularized by Nina Hartley in the 1983 film, PINK CANOE. 2. When a male reaches an orgasm of prodigious proportions. For examples, see any Peter North film. 3. Preparing a sandwich with mayonnaise. 4. The act of patting one's head and belly at the same time. Considered impossible by some, there have been several people throughout the years who have been able to accomplish this feat. According to old world legends, those who are capable of this also possess the ability to see the future and to control the thoughts of minor mammals. 5. An all-purpose phrase that can be applied to any questionable action. RELATED FACTS: When this phrase is used, it is not uncommon to accompany it with a gesture familiar to those who have seen THE KARATE KID. Both arms are swept across one's chest in unison, back and forth in a slapping gesture.

1. "Dude! Look at her slap the mayonnaise!"
2. "I'm gonna' slap the mayonnaise all over you, baby."
3. "I think I'm going to slap the mayonnaise on a few slices of bread."
4. "Shit! I didn't know slapping the mayonnaise was so difficult!"
5. "I'ma slap the mayonnaise all over this hizzie!"

by Tusitala July 29, 2009

masoned

Getting so drunk that you can barely talk, don't remember any of the nights activities, and do random weird shit like crack eggs into toasters and put shoes into blenders when you get home from drinking.

I went to the roxy last night, and got so masoned, I can't believe I made it back home afterwards

by Maxxscam September 25, 2011