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Mathered

You cheated on your girlfriend;you have only gone and mathered it!
by 2PairsO'Pants August 18, 2016
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mathelyn

A very beautiful being inside and out. Known fault is being extremely honest even when it hurts,but she will never lead you astray. Never afraid of a challenge just don't get in her way ,because she will blow right through any obstacles.
Mathelyn is greatest person I know.
by BlakPussy December 21, 2016
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mateot

When someone eats out of your ass, and then barfs it up. After that you eat the barfed up vomit.
by Readdd January 16, 2017
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mathew netardus

He is mean to every body and hates his girlfriend
by Sup nigger July 3, 2017
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Mathew cash

A guy who is usually gay and thinks he is good at soccer but then gets meged 1 million times
by Ankith hater November 10, 2017
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mathematics major

A: I'm a mathematics major and I'm unemployed.

B: You don't need to say that twice.
by CykaIvanBoris November 17, 2017
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Mateo Tirone

Hot Puerto Rican babe who does the sickest card tricks. Everyone loves him, except for certain people who are mad because of how hot he is. Just wait until Mateo fucks ur shit up, he will pop a magic cap on yo ass and u won't be ready for it. He will make u feel like you have just been raped by an albino elephant on viagra. Don't ask about how he does his magic or he will shove a rake in your crack.
Random Chick: Did you see Mateo Tirone??
Other Random Chick: Yeah i asked him how he did a sick-ass card trick and he put a rake in my ass!
Random Chick: I want a rake in my ass.
by dads_asshole634 December 20, 2017
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