masteraxe

time out nazi on kongregate.com

really nice guy generally but dont make him mad

fun rper

masteraxe: the prison is bullet water and everything proof plus you can dig under it and the bars have a timer not a key so there is no way to get out.

by nonsensicalkirby October 17, 2008

Mansterbation

1. Male form of masterbation
2. Jerking off
3. Whacking off
4. Beating it
5. Jacking off

Our police records show that you were arrested yesterday for public mansterbation.

by osiz February 8, 2010

manterbating

(verb) when a female actively checks out a male or multiple males in order to achieve a pleasurable sensation and/or an eyegasm.

Nikki and Winnie are sitting in the mall and Winnie spots a very attractive male specimen.

(Nikki says to Winnie)

DUDE! are you manterbating right now?!

by Nniuq and Elocin August 13, 2011

mastardate

A retarded person masturbating; tard-jack

My downs syndrome brother mastardates constantly. He does it so much that his penis looks like raw hamburger

by E-Z Steve January 29, 2015

mastdebate

A self-debate as to whether or not one should masturbate. Similar to "masterdebate", but it is widely agreed that this version seems to make more sense.

Karen: What's wrong, Jaquan?
Jaquan: I don't know, man. I'm having a mastdebate

by panicatthedisco365 December 12, 2015

Madturbate

when you're sexually frustrated and can't masturbate

Man,bae posted a really nice selfie and now I'm so madturbated.

by satansmiles July 1, 2016

Mastarbating

Pleasuring yourself to the night sky

starwanking

"I was mastarbating to Orion's Belt last night and reached my highest climax.

by meetmasheen May 23, 2017