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cheese machine

1) A machine that, when filled with different types of cheese, transports said cheese into one's pocket, the perfect place for all of your cheese.

2) A form of currency used to buy cheese machines, approximately 3 cheese machines can be exchanged for one cheese machine. It should be noted that this is no different than the first definition except in this instance the machine is being used as currency instead of a high tech dairy teleporter.
1) "Where you cheeses goin' today? We're going to cheeseland...everybody gonna go to cheeseland...eh uh...CHEESE MACHINE!"

2) "How much do you think this wonderful machine costs?"
"Oh I'd say about 6 or 7,000 dollars."
"That's where you're wrong my friend, you can get this cheese machine with three easy payments of the cheese machine."

"See, now I would have thought you'd have paid with money."
"Nope, you pay with cheese machines. Soon everything in the world will be bought with cheese machines...because of the economy and stuff."
by Jeralide December 4, 2009
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blood machine

A violent sounding term for the word "heart."
My blood machine must have been pumping at about 125 bpm after the marathon!
by FMchubs May 18, 2005
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fireplace answering machine bullshit

n.- anything that sucks or is completely pointless.
I'm sick of all the fireplace answering machine bullshit paypal puts you through to create an account.
by Grams of Justin April 5, 2005
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angry time machine

when you are fucking a girl so hard that she travels back in time and gets eaten by a dinosouar
Tom: Where is Jenny
Cam: I gave her a angry time machine last night
Tom; Oh so thats where she is
by qaswedfrtghyyujkiol;p November 2, 2009
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Washing Machine

A type of kiss where both tongues go in a circular motion mimicking a washing machine
I heard Lisa and John were doing the washing machine behind school yesterday!”
by SAC July 31, 2019
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tard machine

Mike just had another baby, it is retarted, he is a tard machine
by knoby February 22, 2007
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