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King Shit of Turd Mountain

Someone who believes that they are at the top of the pecking order, when in reality, they aren't, and the pecking order they think they're top of is also shit.
John thinks he's the best chessplayer in the club. Isn't he just King Shit of Turd Mountain.
by P.S. Taker July 24, 2011
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downhill mountain biking

these are generally awesome people who ride down a rooty, rocky and usually steep hill with a bike and armour. they are known to outsiders as 'fearless bastards' and usually get 'loose as a goose'

girls who participate in this sport are rare to find, but on the chance that you do find one you will soon learn that they are fucking fantastic and much more of a 'fearless bastard' compared to your everyday girl and guy. girls who ride bikes are amazing ;)
Downhiller 1: "shit dude, we ride downhill mountain biking, we're fucking awesome"
Downhiller 2: "fuck yeah, lets shred up some dirt!"
Downhiller Girl: "YEAH!"
by dhmtbsoph June 15, 2011
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mountain side middle school

Mms is a school full of shitty ass kids who dont know what the fuck they are doing. Literally half the kids vape including the teachers. All them teachers winans are stupid boomers like davis. The school was build 420 years ago in 1769 and hasnt been rebuild since. If you go to the gymnasium you can have atleast 4 people in the open fucking each other and and atleast 1 behind the bleachers. The teachers sell vodka to the kids for a high price of $69. If you want a free juul go to Mountain Side Middle School (.^.) have a great sexy time
by Davis Dyer January 7, 2020
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Heidi Montag

1. A dead-behind-the-eyes girl that loves to ditch all her friends for guys named Spencer that sport "creepy, flesh colored beards".
2. Someone who has tried their hand at acting and singing...and failed miserably at both.
3. A person who is a sad excuse for a celebrity.
1. "Hi, im Heidi Montag...My boyfriend/Ex boyfriend/Fiance/Only Friend/Verbal abuser/Life size version of a "Ken Doll", Spencer Pratt and i are Engaged! oh....wait, we're not..wait we are. OK. we're not."
2. "Im heidi Montag and my single is only downloaded by people who want to roll on the floor laughing or bulemics who need to listen to something to help them throw up."
3. "Im Heidi Montag and my boyfriend and i take pictures of ourselves and sell them to US magazine to pay our rent."
by MissObvious August 4, 2008
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Mountain Brew Beer Ice

An ice beer made by the Genesee brewing company for the Stewarts corporation in the Northeast. Although it tastes like aluminum, it is generally considered an excellent beer for the price. As of 2011 it costs $0.75/can, $3.53/six pack, and a little over $13 for a case (includes tax and deposit).
John - I feel like being classy and providing free beer for this party I'm hosting but I don't want to break the bank doing it. What beer should I buy?

Dr. Hopps - Definitely get some Mountain Brew Beer Ice.
by cyclesurge0n April 1, 2011
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mountain monkey

Damn, those mountain monkeys totally cleaned out the Systembolaget. They're like a swarm of locusts!
by SwampThang October 24, 2012
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county mountie

A CB radio/trucker term used to describe a member of the local law enforcement. This phrase usually refers to the county sheriff structure in the United States.
Watch out good buddy you got a County Mountie on your tai1!
by S McQueen March 18, 2006
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