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systembolaget

The absolute shithole alcohol monopoly in Sweden, you gotta be fucking 20 to buy a can of 5% beer.
The thing about systembolaget is that it´s controlled by the Foreign Intelligence Service of the Russian Federation because Vladimir Putin doesn´t want Sweden to drink more than Russia.
Jonas: Hey mom, can you go to systembolaget aka kommunistbolaget to get some beers?
Mom: Sure
by ivar123 March 19, 2021
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